Library 

Often used as a code word for things that happen involving two or more people when they should be studying/revising. These mostly have sexual connotations.

"I heard that Andy and Mellisa, you know."
"Oh yeah, Library."

Library by Brianf213 May 17, 2014

Library 

A hole that the local government throws money in, and single liberal hags go to read and think they are better than everyone else.

Chris: What's a library, dad?
Peter: Oh, it's just a place where homeless people come to shave and go BM.

Library by ducktails August 29, 2005

library 

a place where people can come to rent fule for their fire. ocasionaly a library will have a book or two that people can read or want to in this case the person will read the book instead of setting it on fire or putting it on the floor and trying to set it on fire with their eyes.

retard one: want to look at my library book tonight?

retard 2: yes.

library by Hugo February 11, 2005

Library 

How do you not know what a library you are in a library for words. There is books in a library. A quite place to study (allot of students go their)

-you-Hey whant to go to the library to study ( who ever)
-who ever- ok man lets go and not be total bitches there

Library by Snowyowl2360 February 13, 2018

library 

a place full of books a place were you go to sit down and read

its time to go to library

library by anonymous February 18, 2022

library 

a place where pussies reside

joe: did you hear that chad just visited the library

mama: aint no way

*the next day
Chad's father: what have you become son, *pulls out a minigun from fortnite*

library by iWillComeForYouPoo3003 August 13, 2022

library 

a place where people stare at dead trees with tattoos, then hallucinate

Jimmy: "Wanna go the the library?"
Timmy: "No Jimmy, that's where people hallucinate."
Jimmy: "Oh. Wanna do drugs instead?"
Timmy: "HELL FUCKING YEAH"

library by commonmothertoungew August 5, 2023