Librariatory

Relating to libraries or librarians

There are many librariatory options in your area.

by PoseidonTheGreat November 17, 2017

librarian

A chick who seems really sweet and nice and shy when out. But, once you get her alone turns into a raging sexaul freak.
Generally; their sado-masocistic, man beating, she-devils form hell. i.e. They freeakin rock!

Man that chick I met at the bible group was a total librarian.

by Betz May 13, 2005

librarianism

of, or relating to being, or becoming a Librarian
this includes academic majors and personnel interested in library studies.

" i think i would like to major in librarianism when i go to college..."

by Ques December 16, 2008

librarians are hiding something

Stephen Colbert just said it.

Stephen Colbert told me librarians are hiding something.

by Oops Pow April 1, 2007

binghamton librarian

a steriotypical male-around 40 years old, drives a red mini van, plays dungeons and dragons, and loves brew and chew. also is racist

karl- who is burning that cross outside?
gabby- that looks like the binghamton librarian
karl-wow what a boss...tossin hausses and burning crosses

by dwarfslayer69 July 17, 2011

Stanky Librarian

(noun) When someone opens a book, reads it briefly, shits in the book, and puts it back as if nuffin happened. A real dick maneuver.

"Yo that bitch ass nigga just pulled a stanky librarian with that novel."

"Aw shit, baby balls, I feel sorry for the next sucka that opens that jawnpiece."

by heeeeeeyyy biiitch October 24, 2008

The Librarian

A sexual act in which the "Librarian" puts their hands in a prayer position before inserting them into an orifice and opening their hands out, forming a book shape.

Guy 1: I took this girl home last night, and it all got weird when she asked me to do the Librarian.

Guy 2: Yeah, I heard she's a real bookworm.

by BioStud October 16, 2014