Leonellus theorem

"If you can't say it on Twitter (or X), don't say it."

According to Leonellus' theorem (or X's theorem / Twitter's theorem):

- If you don't think you can say it on Twitter, don't say it.

- If you think you can say it on Twitter, think again.

- If you can say it on Twitter, then all is well.

According to Leonellus theorem :

Case 1 : "Hey man, you're such a society's waste", don't say it.
Case 2 : "I think black people must not live in Europe", think again.
Case 3 : "I love everyone", everything's fine.

by .interieur.gouv.net September 7, 2023

Laynee

Laynee is a girl with a great body and a great ass she is gorgeous and loyal to her boyfriend she is awesome and fun to be around and is the life of the party. If you ever get to be laynee's friend keep that chance she will stick by your side no matter what she is an amazing person!!

"Holy crap who is that smokin hot chick over there!"

"That's Laynee, she is great."

by I'm-sad-lets-have-sex April 15, 2015

Layne Staley

A great vocalist. Was part of the band Alice in Chains. A great man.

Alice in Chains > Nirvana

Layne Staley > Kurt Cobain

Person 1: Man, turn that stuff up, time for some AiC!
Person 2: Hell yeah! Gotta love Layne Staley's vocals. They own Kurt's to the max.

by BOFH December 30, 2005

Leneah

Leneah is someone who means the world to you and makes u happy every second of your life.Every time you see her it makes you feel happy and excited.

As soon as I met Leneah it felt as if she was my world and she made my day filled with happiness.

by Real_madrid June 18, 2016

leonel

the absolute perfect boy. he is amazing, makes you feel so important and treats you like a princess. he gives the best hugs and is an amazing kisser. don't get on his bad side tho and mess with the things he loves. he is very athletic and is amazing at everything he does. he often looks down on his self-thinking he is ugly and dumb even tho he is really not. a Leonel is so attractive. he is often shy with talking and nudes but tries to not be and fails. he is really hot. don't lose their trust because once you do they will never trust you again. don't let his shyness fool you tho he is pretty crazy once you get to know him. if you meet one dont let go

person 1: omg its leonel
person 2: damn he is actually perfect

by cake1212 September 26, 2018

Lené

A mystical human being, usually from France. A Lené is a superstar who loves to dance. Graceful and shy, but excels while performing. It is a little known fact that Lenés are also excellent teachers in their fields of expertise.

Whoa, dude, check out that Lené!

by HLQQ4L2 February 7, 2010

Subaru Leone

Fastest production car ever made. Shares the same engine with the Ferrari Enzo, the EA82.

Some say that no woman can resist the charm and over all sex appeal of the Leone.

This car is renounded for having the blistering speed of the Toyota Hilux diesel while still retaining the fuel economy of the Fiat 500.

Elton John's classic hit "Ticking Ticking" was actually written about Elton's friend's Subaru Leone

Even thousands of years ago, the Leone was talked about. For example, a passage in the Bible says...

"On the Sixth day god created the Torana, on the Seventh day, he traded it in on a RX II"

It is rumored that the "Big Bang" was caused by an EA82 backfiring.

Nothing like the soothing ticking of a Subaru Leone on a cold morning.

by Swifty Man February 21, 2009