lexitar

Cocksucker ex officer that resembles a chode, partially because of his asian heritage.

Lexitar of bipolar

by Jerry Seinfeld Jr February 21, 2011

Lexican

Impressive arsenal of vocabulary resulting from extended hours spent reading while sitting on the toilet.

Sylvester Stallone probably spends way too much time reading on the toilet which starts to explain why his lexican is overloaded with so many big words.

by Jed Fearon March 26, 2009

Levitate

To levitate means to smoke pot. It refers to achieving a meditative mindstate, one that yoga gurus (presumably) achieve, whilst sitting in a lotus pose. When in this mindstate, it might feel as you're floating mid-air, ergo levitating.

"Bro, shut the door! We bout' to levitate in this bitch!"

by Whatever_man August 13, 2015

Lexian

A guy with a huge dick and awesome in bed. if u arent on their good side they will make u suicidal so dont mess with him

lexian

by lexmern1 August 7, 2011

leximaniac

1: One who suffers from leximania, a condition typically characterised by the desire to 'keep it "real"'- paradoxically, by inventing and using fake words.
2: One who has delusions of Shakespearean grandeur.

On realising that he wan't capable of succinctly describing his latest perversity, Bazza indulged his leximaniac tendencies by inventing an ad hoc meaning for walrus.

by Mad Monty January 8, 2009

legitamis maximus

Something being amazing,awesome,real,LEGIT! to epic porportions.

"true lemon: packets of crystalized lemons that you add to drinks such as water or diet coke dude! try it man!"

"OMG it seriously tastes like i squeezed a lemon in my water!!!"

"I told you this stuff is legitamis maximus!!!"

by lilmamma43345 May 13, 2010

lexiann

Pretty, typical, fine, gamer

Wow that girl LexiAnn is pretty

by yourmom2004 January 21, 2017