LeJonte

A RICH YOUNGIN DAS ALL

I'll never be like LeJonte in my life

by LEJONTE November 14, 2022

Levente

Slang for the clogs that form in drains in college dorms from excessive shower masturbation by the residents.

"Yo, did you see Levente? It's so disgusting."

"Welp, that's Levente for you."

by DefinitelyNotBlankyBoy December 9, 2023

Maserati Levante

The shittiest “SUV” on the planet. Bought by people who think plastic interiors are the epitome of luxury. Powered by a Grand Caravan motor that usually shits every 20,000 miles and sounds like a fart when started up.

Luigi; “Theese ise the new Maserati Levante! Is so bellissimo!”

Darrell; “Yo mang I jus scooped this Levante at JD Byrider fo $15Gs”

by I shat myself last nite June 9, 2022

Pulled a Levante

'Pulling a Levante' is by definition placing all your egss in one basket and gambling everything on a sure bet, only for it not to turn out in a positive fashion. Made popular by a recent Spanish football match between Real Madrid and 'Levante' in which Levante were expected to lose heavily but acheived a creditable draw. Many individuals had placed high value bets on a Madrid win and lost it all.

John to Paul in observing their friend David at a bar - "David's been eyeing up the tall blonde in the corner all night but is playing it safe on the sure bet by approaching her less attractive mate next to her" "Oh no, she's turned him down and now he's blown it with either of them - Davie's pulled a Levante'

by Mackayno2 November 13, 2011