Drum Lessons

When a female asks a male for drum lessons, she is usually implying that she wants to perform sexual acts with that male.

"Hey Tom, Can you teach me how to play the drums?" Tom: "Helll yeeah, ill give you Drum Lessons"

by LarryLove March 1, 2009

I-Ready lesson

A 40 minute waste of time. Sometimes theres a short lesson but the teacher counts it as half a lesson like iutgnitugnpgnirengprntirgn. No. Ban hammer them. If schools do make students do this bias crap when I have kids ill homeschool their asses.

Litterly me when i fail an I-Ready lesson.

by Randomguywithnothingbettertodo April 30, 2021

lets be friends

what a girl says to you after you try and hook up with her and fail. This line is usually used by a girl who says that she has to be friends before getting involved but if the right guy comes in, everything else gets thrown out the door.

Girl: Listen, I really like you, but lets be friends first because i never date a guy who i dont know.
*random guy walks in*
Girl: wow i think i want to have sex with him

by William C. June 9, 2004

lets bounce

To leave.

This party sucks--let's bounce!

by dude April 10, 2004

letsougenic shock

A cardiac condition found after specific surgical procedures

That man is in letsougenic shock, you can tell by the devices and medications he needs.

by whodovudu May 13, 2016

Russian history lesson

An anecdote or fact someone tells to make him/herself look like he/she actually knows something. Comes from Star Trek TOS, in which Ensign Pavel Chekov says that basically everything is a "Russian inwention" and why, leading to Kirk, in one episode whilst Sulu is launching into a complicated anecdote about Siberia, to announce that "if he wanted a Russian history lesson, he would have brought Mr. Chekov along".

Me: Oh, look. Flowers.

You: Oh yes, those are crocuses, the only flower that can grow in snow. I have a friend who genetically engineered crocuses and planted them on the moon-

Me: Please spare me the Russian history lesson.

You: (have just been owned)

by TribbleSpayClinic June 24, 2009

lets motor

to leave from a place

You and a friend want to leave, so you say "lets motor!"

by Annie_banannie March 5, 2009