Squad Leader

the name squad leader is given to a man so powerful you can't describe him in words. More people know of squad leader (Big Bird) than of Jesus Christ. He has the eyes of a hawk and the abitlity to fly. He is always watching you and will always be eager to critique your tight reach right/left form. In his prime he was 6 5 300 lbs and he expects only bigger of the lineman he coaches. He has the strength of two thouand ox and has an abnormaly large chin. if you are a student of him be prepared for inferno. if you think his weight lifting sessions are hard, try doing 100 yard suicides in a suana for 6 hours and then doing tight reaches with the man himself for another 3. if you are ever able to spot him which is rare considering his speed of flight. He will be wearing a gray NFL equipment shirt vikings/chargers with a black undershirt. jordan shorts and blue boomba shoes with a very slick har cut.

Squad Leader- What is your favorite college?
Nick- probably Illinois!
SL- no. your favorite fucking college is iowa

by Little Bird Sixty Nine September 2, 2010

Leanda

she is awesome

who is that awesome person over there? thats Leanda

by awkward.pineapples January 24, 2011

if it bleeds it leads

basically means that the media loves violence. television, radio, and film will for the most part have much higher ratings if it's about a bunch of people getting murdered rather than something nice, like somebody saving a cat from a tree. ultimately, it's a statement about america's fascination with violence.

Johnny: you watch the news today? it was awesome, 500 people got their heads chopped off!

Tommy: hey, if it bleeds it leads.

by joejizzle May 7, 2008

brain lead

a bullet shot through someone's skull and lodged in his/her cerebral cortex, probably resulting in death

"That bitch is really annoying me. I'm gonna give her some brain lead if she doesn't stop acting like such a cunt!"

shot dead corpse crime scene murder oj

by Splooge Machine November 22, 2010

Dear Leader

Jim Pickens

The dear leader has spoken.

by D4rkelf May 7, 2019

lead allergies

This is a reference to being shot or at risk of being hit by a lead bullet.

Man, if you go to that neighborhood you better not have any lead allergies!

by I, Wreckerrr July 2, 2021

not.a.twink.cult.leader

A user on TikTok who is known for having a Crying kink and is at a long standing rivalry with Official_DavidC4mpC4mp.

Not.a.Twink.cult.leader is a David and Daniel simp with increasingly concerning mental issues.

by Daniel the Cult Leader June 24, 2021