pur-lease

"Please" elongated to mean bullshit, or insignificance.

Oh pur-lease, everyone's been in a Rolls before, I used to own one.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

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hoffman lenses

1. The Sunglasses used in the 1988 cult classic film 'They Live' to see through overt messages in advertising and such, and to see which people are actually people and which people are actually aliens.
2. To wear one's Hoffman Lenses is to view the world through the lenses of psychedelic drugs such as LSD (Albert Hofmann being the scientist who discovered LSD.)
3. A reggae-rock band from Vancouver.

G-"Ya reckon we'll put on our Hoffman Lenses this weekend?"
R-"Yeah, why not; I'll get some 'cid off Gerald later."

by GLaz February 24, 2014

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s'lesses

When you only have 2 of the 3 required ingrediants to make s'mores.

We forgot the marshmallows so were having S'lesses.

by C M 2 August 23, 2019

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Lefneski Syndrome

Lefneski syndrome is a mental condition in which a male becomes a soft, sober and pussy whipped boy once he starts dating a female.

Some common symptoms include:

- inability to say no to his female counterpart

- refuses to get drunk with the boys

- refuses to take part in any "illicit" activities

- tends to be referred to as a "vagina"

- loses all ability to have fun

- is no longer fun to be around

Man ever since John started dating Amy, that bitch, he has become a huge whimp. He is most definitely suffering from Lefneski Syndrome.

by T - bag March 30, 2011

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leftector

Any simple method / technique aimed at figuring out whether someone is a leftist (yikes).

Here is an example leftector that is guaranted to work most of the time.
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First, ask him a question: "Do you like McDonald?".

If the answer is "no", probably he is a leftist.

Then ask the second question: "Why?"

If the answer is "because it tastes like shit", then he's not leftist. He's a normal person. I too dislike McDonald.

If the answer is "because it's blulrbb… mega corporation... blurb… american imperialism... blurb... global capitalism… blurb"..., then... there you got your leftist.

by pal2008b March 11, 2009

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