leap year drunk

The level of drunkenness that you're only dumb enough to achieve every four years or so. Utterly shattered. A leap year drunk usually results in an epic story of debauchery that can only be told by the friends of the victim, or, often, total strangers you you gave your phone number to.

Alissa: On Friday I went out with Melissa and got REALLY drunk ... I mean like leap year drunk. She can tell you about it better than I can, though.

by spamania December 30, 2007

sleeper leaper

Trucker slang, refers to a beaver or buffalo who is known to go from one semi to another, servicing the drivers. From the practice of moving between two closely-parked semis via the opened side doors of the sleepers, without touching the ground.

That truckstop is real popular, there's plenty of sleeper leapers to go around.

by Mount May 22, 2004

Leap Day

The day that needs to be there only every four years because of the time that builds up yearly. Those who are born on it have a dilemma of when to celebrate their birthday(If they even do unless it is Leap day.)

“I was born on Leap Day.”

“So are you 4 or are you 16?”

by Bats_and_such November 15, 2019

Leap Smear

When you have vaginal sex on Leap Year in a position where your girl is jumping up and down on your dick and you cum in her and it leaks out causing a creampie

Adam - Me and my girl were having vaginal on this leap year and she made me drop a quick Leap Smear
Owen - Damm, wish I could get a Leap Smear that fast with my girl

by owen is a hecking honker February 28, 2020

automobile leapfrog

Two or more cars on a highway that continually pass each other as they vary their acceleration.

I wish that guy would speed up or slow down for good; I'm tired of playing automobile leapfrog with him.

by cosmobencomo February 10, 2010

Virtual Leap Cruncher

A Virtual Leap Cruncher (VLC) is a metaphysical experience whose purpose is to disrupt the focus and concentration of a remote individual by another person with specific training and sufficient experience to deliver the disruptive force through a leap of the mind which is capable of transcending the barriers of space and time. A VCL is not intended to inflict physical or mental harm but rather is designed to disorient the recipient via an unexpected metaphysical encounter (the crunch) elevating the recipient to a new plane of awareness. The new insights gained by the recipient may last for minutes, days, months, years, decades or a lifetime.

1. Dave delivered a virtual leap cruncher that confused Gary for two hours.
2. I was hesitant to deliver a virtual leap cruncher.

by Gary Schroeder November 23, 2020

eureka leap cruncher

A Leap Cruncher delivered with additional metaphysical intensity causing the recipient to drop whatever he or she is holding or carrying with such force that it resembles a small earthquake. The first Eureka Leap Cruncher, or as it became known, the “Earthquake Leap Cruncher”, is named for the city of Eureka, CA where it was delivered with the equivalent of an earthquake measuring 10.0 on the Richter Scale.

The Eureka Leap Cruncher caught Gary off guard and caused him to drop his armload of important documents.

by Gary Schroeder December 3, 2020