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Loggins Wasted

Being in such an advanced state of intoxication that one's lack of inhibitions and rational thought has placed them in the Danger Zone. Inspired by the Kenny Loggins song Highway to the Danger Zone.
Did you just see Scott walk over to the ladies room? He's definitely in the Danger Zone.

Yeah, he's totally creeping them out; he must be Loggins Wasted.
by JelloLegs August 21, 2011
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Mud Logging

Whenever you're boning someone up the ass and you get shit on your Penis.
Dude, i was mud logging this chick last night, and i pulled out and it smelled horrible.... So i just stuck it back in.
by Ahhstin & Coltan August 2, 2009
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Logging On

An act of revenge undertaken by defecating on the keyboard of the transgressor's laptop, followed by closing the device.
He stole my iPod, so I shut his laptop after taking a shit on the keyboard. I call it "Logging On."
by Doug_Cohen April 15, 2011
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Loggin' Off

"Charlene What are you doin in there, you've been ages!!?"
"I'm loggin' off!"
"Dirt"
or
I really have to log off, I'm touching cloth man!
by Phatzoot June 23, 2011
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Logging

The art of strategically placing a fresh turd on a person's shoulder. To achieve total "logging efficiency", one must place said fresh turd on the shoulder for as long as possible before the source of the stench is found.
Steve's insightful opinions on foreign politics were completely undermined by the existence of a fully fledged log on his shoulder.

Steve: It is my opinion that the new government's policies are completely-

Jim: Dude, you have a turd on your shoulder.

Steve: Oh man, I totally got logged!

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Gary is a true logging ninja
by Glengarry Glenross July 1, 2011
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loggage

n. The enormous, burdensome lump of shit you carry around in your gut that awaits sweet release.
Larry: "Dude, let's go for a jog."

George: "No fucking way, I've got a ton of loggage to deal with first."
by Bjorn Bumquist August 8, 2009
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logged in

Being ready to do something. Usually poised in the form of a question to see if someone is ready to go. It can also apply to being in the right mind set to go somewhere. Usually asked before a social function or get together.
"Hey man I can't wait for this party Are you logged in?"
"No man I need to take some shots then I'll be logged in"
by HobbyLover November 1, 2013
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