"Taking laxatives" is a euphemism for experimenting with illicit drugs. You see, as a child grows up, their parents expect them to encounter some really dangerous things - like cigarettes, alcohol etc. Therefore, there has to be a convenient way of mentioning
In australia, after exams party commonly involve binge drinking. when asked what's on the agenda for schoolies, a child responds that they'll be taking laxatives. Laxatives, after all are pretty daring.
In australia, after exams party commonly involve binge drinking. when asked what's on the agenda for schoolies, a child responds that they'll be taking laxatives. Laxatives, after all are pretty daring.
2 kids farewelling their parents for a week at schoolies full of "taking laxatives".
sezza: oi mate did you bring the laxatives (vb and coke)
girl2: yeah, we're gonna get so fried
sezza: i know, i love laxative's effects. it feels fantastic
girl2: bitch it's the best feeling ever. i love feeling the need to shit.
parents: you girls have fun. don't take too many laxatives!
sezza: oi mate did you bring the laxatives (vb and coke)
girl2: yeah, we're gonna get so fried
sezza: i know, i love laxative's effects. it feels fantastic
girl2: bitch it's the best feeling ever. i love feeling the need to shit.
parents: you girls have fun. don't take too many laxatives!
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When a group of people/indviduals simultaneously vomit diarrehea (example 2).
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When a group of people/indviduals simultaneously vomit diarrehea (example 2).
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Yesterday Donald Rumsfield gave the press corp his daily dose of laxative during the weekly Pentagon briefing.
Example2:
The Republican Party's justification for invading Iraq was more a dose of laxatives than based on evidence.
FoxNews insured a regular dose of laxatives to the public in the run-up to the Iraq War.
Yesterday Donald Rumsfield gave the press corp his daily dose of laxative during the weekly Pentagon briefing.
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FoxNews insured a regular dose of laxatives to the public in the run-up to the Iraq War.
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Noun
A combination of lazy and action.
The phenomenon when one's lazy action (often to save effort, time, or money) ironically results in creating more effort for a future action for themself, or another person.
Not realising that if one exerts more effort in a current situation, it would actually save more work in the future, meaning they would actually get to be more lazy. They prefer a lazy action now, even if it means more work later on.
A combination of lazy and action.
The phenomenon when one's lazy action (often to save effort, time, or money) ironically results in creating more effort for a future action for themself, or another person.
Not realising that if one exerts more effort in a current situation, it would actually save more work in the future, meaning they would actually get to be more lazy. They prefer a lazy action now, even if it means more work later on.
Cleaning a spill with 100 napkins next to you rather than getting a mop from the next room because it's further away would be practicing lazaction. Too lazy to move further but would rather spend longer on the current action. If you got the mop now, you would have to move further but would actually save more time and resources in total.
He demonstrated lazaction when he manually whisked cream rather than getting the electric heater because it would mean that he would have to set it up, and plug it in.
He demonstrated lazaction when he manually whisked cream rather than getting the electric heater because it would mean that he would have to set it up, and plug it in.
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"I gave that chick a Peruvian Laxative last night"
"How'd it go?"
"she's getting the rest removed from her brain by surgeons"
"How'd it go?"
"she's getting the rest removed from her brain by surgeons"
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