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Layton

A man with a enormous penis

Every girls sexual fantasy

Every girl wants his enormous inside of them
I wish I was Layton

I wish my penis was as big as his
by Reece212121 June 23, 2016
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Dirty Layton

The Canadian equivalent of the Dirty Sanchez.

Named after the famously 70's porn-starish moustache of New Democratic Party (NDP) leader Jack Layton.

Since Canadians are stereotypically polite, the explicit definition is left under the Dirty Sanchez header. The definition of a Dirty Layton is broad enough to also incorporate the Dirty Sanchez's first cousin, the Dirty Rodruigez.

Also used as a metaphor for any particularly distasteful or grossly disrespectful act.
- Hey hoser, I don't know what you're talkin' aboot, I didn't give you the Dirty Layton. I cleaned up with that oily rag over there. (literal)

- Man, don't spill s*&t in my car then shrug like it's not your problem, that's just a Dirty Layton move... (metaphor)

- Some people also consider the scandals that Jean Chretien left for Paul Martin to deal with as a HUGE Dirty Layton.

- For American readers, the deficits Bush left for Obama to clean up... also a HUGE Dirty Layton
by Mr_Furious April 5, 2009
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lattenstramm

er war lattenstramm (he was lattenstramm)
by *pling* January 31, 2010
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laytext

A text message informing your friends that you just got layed.
Bro! I just got a laytext from Dick. Says he boinked Olga.
That's cracked.
Yeah, she said his palinfuck was a smash.
What a maverick.
by Max Sexton June 14, 2010
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Latency Whore

An individual who does everything possible to reduce other people's abilities to use the internet in order to increase their online gaming effectiveness.
Kyle: "Jared you're not allowed to watch Netflix right now, ya know why? Cause I'm playing League of Legends!"

Jared: "God Kyle, you're such a latency whore!"
by Drizzly Sunday February 18, 2011
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lautenbach

"I feel so sorry for that poor man"
"He must be a Lautenbach"
by Chajar October 30, 2014
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layeena

Layeena is one of the best friends you could ever have. She’s strong she’s funny and she knows how to help everyone in any way she can, If you have a Layeena in your life treat her with the up most respect it’s hard to find good people out there and Layeena was a lucky find. If you have a Layeena in your life don’t let her go.
Layeena Is a great person and she’s funny too.
by LolUDKMe January 5, 2021
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