serial latist

an individual who always shows up late to an event

I figured out after date #2 that Shannon was a serial latist. I cut her loose because I ain't got time for that.

by RustPegasus June 24, 2018

Lexist

Lexism: Similar to Racism, or the fear/hatred of people different from your people, lexism is a fear and or hatred of a language or languages different from your own.

Eve: word?
Adam: What? that's not a word!
Eve: Lexist!

by John GaIt January 5, 2008

laxitiva

Pill that turns your poop purple to you can tell Gray's dad to eat it.

I took a laxitiva.
This laxitiva turned my poop purple.
Now Gray's dad likes me because I took a laxitiva.
Gray's dad ate the laxitiva colored purple poop that came from my anal cavity.

by Roberto Pattersono February 6, 2004

Laxitive

1.) one who attacks and quickly retreats, usually maocks from behind a wall or sliding door

2.) one who is too lazy to spell out lacrosse

syn: mentallly impared/retarded

Wow, he is such a laxitive!

by rizzuto129 February 25, 2009

laxison

one who buys a "present" for their boyfriend.

the laxison went to victoria secret and bought a black bra and thong to match.

by laxxxxxxxxxx January 17, 2009

Laister

The name given when a man called Oscar buys a rubbish car

Oh, He's a laister

by saisburys toxic glue November 30, 2009

Laxitively

(an emotion) Being to such an extreme as to make you defecate on the spot.

*Jane: I went to Spookers the other night.

John: How was it?

Jane: Laxitively terrifying! (It scared the shit out of me)

*That comedian was Laxitively hilarious (I laughed till I shat)

by Gator_Smack June 21, 2011