Laxitively

(an emotion) Being to such an extreme as to make you defecate on the spot.

*Jane: I went to Spookers the other night.

John: How was it?

Jane: Laxitively terrifying! (It scared the shit out of me)

*That comedian was Laxitively hilarious (I laughed till I shat)

by Gator_Smack June 21, 2011