Lawson

Amazing brilliant caring Tru easy to talk to ☺️ cutie would do anything for him I would risk my life for him he such a. Amazing soul with amazing things awaiting him 🤠❤️ doesn't understand that he is awesome and that in not lying to him

an amazing person Lawson is a life saver and great person I could imagine life without U deserve the word ☺️ in your hands ❤️ never leave my side

"Lawson your amazing"

by Name Lawson November 5, 2020

Lawson

A kid that on the regular wear's champion almost everyday, and likes to perm his/her hair

that kid lawson is crazy

by senpai-mani November 22, 2019

Lawsoned

The ability to take a sharp and snappy interesting short sentence or phrase and unexplicably expand it to a mind-numbing sleep inducing non-sensical ramble which says nothing of any value but makes you feel as if your brain has been removed through your nose with a rusty knitting needle and smashed with a hammer for a week.

"Hey where's Kev I thought he was leaving with you?.. He was on his way out but at the last minute he got Lawsoned.
..Poor Kev.. we'll expect him at last orders, a week on Friday then.."

Hey did you hear George W Bush's speech on TV last night?
Oh yeah that was a right Lawson...

by Jacko1 March 31, 2009

Lawson

When somebody eats too much toast they can't see their penis anymore.

Omg I have became such a lawson, I can't have sex with my beatiful husband Indian mike anymore.

by Cmoorcroft04 October 26, 2020

Lawsoned

To get unbelieveably drunk, or to have an amazing capacity to drink alcohol and remain upright.

I was completely lawsoned last night, I feel terrible today and am hanging

by will.i.iandubya July 20, 2011

Lawson

The Lawson is a unit which corresponds to one full scroll on a web browser. The name is derived from Jerry Lawson (a computing pioneer) as his Wikipedia page was only one full scroll.

Wow, this page is short; it must be one Lawson.

by wakawoowoo February 11, 2018

Lawson

Lawson means that you have a really small dick with erectile dysfunction but also somehow have a masturbation problem. You also likely have a porn addiction and can’t pull girls for shit. Leprechauns don’t live that long I think so good luck mate. Someone might step on him and smoosh his very weak nonexistent muscles.

“I go into the closets and come out with...”
“Bro stop being a Lawson!”

by MatchaCoke April 21, 2022