Laamanen

Someone who makes love to llamas.

That farmer is really weird, he is laamanen

by Cocomelon33 April 28, 2019

Lawana

indian, meaning "little water"

My name is Lawana

by Little water February 1, 2010

Laman terms

when someone speaks in a fashion that confuses people with obtuse interests. speaking in a different context but yet still the same language. talking in a way that plain people just dont get

advisor:Ma'am your car's engine has no motor oil. it no longer runs.

bumquesha:what do you mean?? whats oil? i dont think i have ever even used oil...

advisor:let me put this in laman terms ma'am : its the shit needed to make your car's engine run. kind of like if i took all the blood out of you, you would no longer run. got it?

by The-Red-Mist June 1, 2009

The John Lowman

When you have sex with a 350+ pound women and have the circulation cut off from the waste down.

Oh man, that dude pulled a John Lowman !

by Roomate May 2, 2004

Lawan

Attractive bearded middle eastern god. Lawan’s love to meet and hang out with new people. Lawan’s also have to tendency to come off as too lit

I really wish Lawan was here. He’d make this party lit

by Gawad December 22, 2018

Lowmance

A romantic thing for with midgets, dwarves, little people etc.

Why is Damon dating that chick from Accounts? She's only 4' 8"!
He loves short women - it's a lowmance thing. He's so lowmantic.

by Satandog March 22, 2006

laymans

Terms designed to be understood by those unfamiliar with the art in question.

Person 1: FDISK uses binary megabytes when displaying drive and partition sizes, not decimal megabytes.

Person2: Laymans terms please

Person 1: Complicated program counts numbers differently to usual

by Dr.Evil July 26, 2004