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Lanie

THE BEST FRIEND THAT YOU CAN EVER HAVE! The nicest, funniest, and most awesome friend ever! Will make you laugh (even when you shouldn't) and is willing to make you smile any time. Has the best laugh in the world! A Lanie will always have your back no matter what and will treat you like her family. But be careful, she is fierce when she is messed with.
-"That girl in my class is so funny!"

- " She is such a Lanie."
by iOofedUrMom June 3, 2018
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money laundering

(n.) The process of hiding the source of illegal income by processing it through a large-turnover entity, who takes a premium from it, and then receiving the income from that entity to avoid suspicion.

This definition has evolved to include any form of hiding income (or sources of income) in the interests of avoiding tax, although the problem posed by non-specific 'cover-all' statements means that it is open to loopholes because of the vast grey areas.

Money laundering has been practised for over 6000 years, but the term itself comes from the prohibition era of american history.
If a public limited company were to pay its director fees or dividends through purchasing toy cars worth £1 each for @ £50,000 each from a foreign company (and listing them as real cars) owned by the receiving directors/shareholders so they get their money with minor taxation, that would be covered by the extended definition of money laundering.
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lanie

well let’s just take a moment to recognize who or what a lanie is the def of a lanie is so so so beyond hard to explain first she is litterally a god at fortnite like no one can beat her~she also is rlly good at screaming....i think....she also wears clothes on the daily but that’s just a lanie type of thing ig🤷🏻 ♀️
person 1: do you see that girl? i think she is wearing clothes

person 2: yea that’s lanie...she usually is🤷🏻 ♀️
by taylor.x February 9, 2019
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Laundergency

The situation in which dirty laundry has built up to the point it starts interfering with daily life. A laundry emergency.
Yesterday I had such a laundergency I wore the same underwear for the third day in a row.
by SirGrahamCracker June 29, 2009
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money-laundering

Where a clothes-washing-service employee intentionally adds a really muddy/greasy garment or towel to your merely-lightly-soiled laundry, causing the entire load to not get sufficiently cleaned when washed the first time, and therefore "obliging" the worker to throw said wash back into the machine for another full laundering-cycle, which of course you end up getting charged for, and thus the establishment dishonestly makes extra money that way.
I always do my own wash at a self-service laundromat... I don't trust "professional" outfits that do it for you --- too many money-laundering establishments out there!
by QuacksO August 22, 2018
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wilfrid laurier university

Canada's largest highschool
by nanobot2k3 July 3, 2009
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Lainie

Rare form of an amazing woman. Directly related to Baby Jesus. When described by peers, all of which are of less greatness could be heard of as 'She pisses nothing but greatness.'
If I could be anyone in the world I'd wish I was Lainie, she's phenomenal.
by lebanondizzle December 30, 2009
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