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information laundering

Telling a lie to another party via your lawyer, and their's, so that now the other party believes it. Whereas they wouldn't have believed it directly from you.
I got my lawyer to do some information laundering so that idiot would believe me.
by Frank Flintstone February 11, 2010
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social media laundering

The act of getting another person to post a potentially controversial comment on social media sites (e.g. Facebook, Google+, Twitter etc.) because of a concern that the post will offend ones friends and/or reflect poorly on oneself.
John, who was a liberal (and kind of a pussy), and had a lot of conservative friends, decided to do some social media laundering when posting his views on social issues.
by weyus August 7, 2011
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Music Laundering

The act of using a recording software to record music from Youtube or some other free place to avoid paying for the music. This way it seems like you bought the music, when you really didn't.
I was music laundering and found it.
by Chainedtothegang January 5, 2011
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pussy laundering

When a guy goes out, meets a girl, he knows she's a whore, she knows she's a whore, takes her home, has her way with her and pays for it. Next day, he totally tells the whole story to the boys, minus the money part
Mike lost all his street cred with the boys when they realized he's been pussy laundering for months
by rhinoplast July 19, 2011
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Laundrizing

The same as "doing laundry," only it sounds more badass.
I had to come downstairs clothed in only my blanket to go get the clothes, because they finished laundrizing after I went to bed, so I hadn't brough them up to my room yet.

Andy doesn't do laundry; he laundrizes.
by AIGuy June 9, 2010
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laundracize

The act of getting exercise by repeatedly running up and down the stairs with loads of laundry on laundry day.
I have a load of laundry to do. I sort it upstairs, purposely. I then take the whites down and start them, then come back upstairs, and get the darks, and take them down and move the whites to the dryer, and start the darks, then come back upstairs for the towels, and so on.

On days when I feel I need more exercise, or laundracize, I do each piece individually. This is useful for after Christmas/Newyears holidays.
by Z0lt0n October 10, 2013
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