Laundrecon 

Contraction of "Laundry" and "Recon".

In buildings or dorms where laundry facilities are shared, it may be necessary to do a reconnaissance mission.

Otherwise you risk bringing your dirty clothing all the way to the laundry room, only to find that every machine has been taken, forcing you either to wait awkwardly for someone to retrieve their garments or schlep everything back to your room.

I'm wearing my only clean pair of boxers. I'd better do some laundrecon to check if a machine is free.

Laundrecon by prtgrn April 14, 2010

laundrymonster 

To define a large pile of unwashed laundry so smelly it might just start walking away, consuming small animals or children.

I think it's time to do my laundry before the laundrymonster eats my dog.

laundrymonster by Thoughtstipated November 15, 2006