kevs laundry

Kevs laundry is an alternate way of referring to any type of drug / narcotic. Derived from a night out in Europe, when a house party was hosted by the legendary Kevin, being invited into the laundry out the back, behind a washing powder box to get high on his supply... Kevs laundry was born.

Bro, should we get some Kevs laundry tonight?

Yeah dude, keen.
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Might sneak out the back to catch up with Kev, interested?

Yupp

by Bannners December 28, 2018

Is it too late to do laundry

is it? its 2 o'clock in the mourning

its 2 in the mourning , is it too late to do laundry?

by Vanchezo May 16, 2016

laundry

The only thing that should be separated by color.

Unless you're talking about laundry, nothing is getting separated by color here. Take your racist ideologies out of here, and don't even think about coming back.

by Intelligence001 July 29, 2016

laundry day

The perfect excuse to go commando

I always go commando on Laundry Day

by g4rf February 24, 2006

laundrymonster

To define a large pile of unwashed laundry so smelly it might just start walking away, consuming small animals or children.

I think it's time to do my laundry before the laundrymonster eats my dog.

by Thoughtstipated November 15, 2006

Laundry Fairy

When you empty the washing machine and find a coin at the bottom, you have been visited by the Laundry Fairy, an ethereal being more charitable than the Tooth Fairy (although in some reported cases, the money has been left in exchange for an article of clothing).

Why is this quarter cold & wet? It was a gift from the Laundry Fairy!

by Frank Witner January 21, 2011

Horny nigga laundry basket

A black African american nigga who cant afford a male prostitute so he works at a laundry store so then he gets money and gets super horny and the male prostitute rubs his dick.

horny nigga laundry basket stole my bike

by Suckmyjuice69 February 14, 2019