Latch fuck

When someone lifts another person and fucks them while standing

I latch fucked my girlfriend in the ass

by Spiderpig200 September 24, 2016

latch hole

Someone who can't do things for things, and can't move on bc they were so dependent on their partner.

That latch hole had to call the nurse to remove the pee hat from the toilet so I could use the toilet.

by Beautifulmesspoetess May 16, 2022

Latch

Someone who is an insufferable soppy bollocks and will fall in love with or latch onto any man or woman they meet that they think they could have a chance with

Uno how Andy was obsessed with Grace he now wont shut up about Chloe omg he is such a Latch

by YACOB YOOMBS December 7, 2019

Latch fuck

To lift someone and fuck them while standing

I latch fucked my wife

by Spiderpig200 September 24, 2016

treasure-chest lid-latch

Dat glorious and only-permitted-access-to-by-"special"-guys little buckle or hooks-and-eyes fastening located at da middle of a chick's back dat an eager stud undoes in breathless anticipation of seeing what "treasures" await his thirsting hands/lips once said latch is opened.

I've found dat if I'm in da company of two or more hot cuties and one of them allows me to release her treasure-chest lid-latch and savor da delectable "riches" dat dwell within, da other gals will generally allow me said honor, as well.

by QuacksO August 24, 2025

latched

Toronto slang for being arrested or falling into police custody.

"I'm not tryna get latched right now!"

by jigawahoodironyclips2003 November 15, 2024

latch hand

The bitch the Derrick hand uses to get out of doing his job.

Well hes a good latch hand but fuck I could teach a monkey to work the board.

by The lord of the board. May 15, 2021