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Latch fuck

When someone lifts another person and fucks them while standing
by Spiderpig200 September 24, 2016
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Latch

In certain interpersonal relationships you are either latched or not. If you are you are likely to receive a response to a text or email. If you’re not latched you will most likely not receive a response. It’s because the connection is too distant. It may be because of age, gender or personality.
She never texted me back. I guess we never latched.
by Morgan Pymm June 7, 2021
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Latched onto

The student latched onto the teacher because the student thought the teacher was interesting.

The freshman athlete latched onto the senior athlete in an attempt to improve. The girl latched onto the guy because she was attracted to him.

The beggar latched onto the rich guy to try and get money.

The model latched onto the celebrity to try and be famous.

The baby monkey latched onto its mom to avoid falling.

The evil person latched onto the strong good person to weaken then.
The drowning guy latched onto the floating driftwood to avoid drowning. The husband and wife latched onto each other because they were in love.
The student latched onto the teacher because the student thought the teacher was interesting.

The freshman athlete latched onto the senior athlete in an attempt to improve. The girl latched onto the guy because she was attracted to him.

The beggar latched onto the rich guy to try and get money.

The model latched onto the celebrity to try and be famous.

The baby monkey latched onto its mom to avoid falling.

The evil person latched onto the strong good person to weaken then.
The drowning guy latched onto the floating driftwood to avoid drowning. The husband and wife latched onto each other because they were in love.
by WanderingLearner March 27, 2024
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bi-latch/ bi-latcher

someone or something that in general pisses you off. It can be a person, a thing or an act. A bi-latcher can even be a pet peeve.
1) She a Bi-latch because any time im around her she only talk about how gross looking she is, and u kno wut, i agree with her.
2) A Bi-latcher of mine is when you drivin, and you look over and the driver of another ride is pickin they nose and touchenothe stuff in they ride.
by whozgotdmunchiez November 20, 2004
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latch hand

The bitch the Derrick hand uses to get out of doing his job.
Well hes a good latch hand but fuck I could teach a monkey to work the board.
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Latch’s Gambit

When someone does or says something so stupid, that you know a real human possessing a functioning brain could not possibly have done it organically. Therefore the only possibility can be the aforementioned act of stupidity must be an attempt at rage bait.
Nah no way you just did that dumbass shit bro, that’s Latch’s Gambit, it has to be.
by Bignastywordmaster April 19, 2025
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treasure-chest lid-latch

Dat glorious and only-permitted-access-to-by-"special"-guys little buckle or hooks-and-eyes fastening located at da middle of a chick's back dat an eager stud undoes in breathless anticipation of seeing what "treasures" await his thirsting hands/lips once said latch is opened.
I've found dat if I'm in da company of two or more hot cuties and one of them allows me to release her treasure-chest lid-latch and savor da delectable "riches" dat dwell within, da other gals will generally allow me said honor, as well.
by QuacksO August 24, 2025
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