Lasterday

My daugther doesn't grasp the concept of the word yesterday. Even after being corrected she insists on using her own created word for the day after today.

Meaning: The day or days before today, any day before the current day with no exact date in mind.

I did that at school lasterday.

by Real Check Bullies October 21, 2009

boob-o-lanterns

Boob-O-Lanterns are created by a) applying opaque substance(s) (e.g. electrical tape, marker, paint, string/rope, chocolate, etc) to breasts and b) applying a light (flashlight, phone light, etc) to the bottom (optimal), top or sides of the breasts in an environment with very low light levels. The results are typically best with augmented breasts (ie saline, silicone, etc) but can be accomplished in natural, low density breasts. CAUTION: be careful to use low heat light sources (e.g. LED lights, camera phone lights) to avoid a potential burn to delicate skin.

torch test

1. The most unique Halloween costume this year will be the Witch outfit featuring boob-o-lanterns.

2. One of the great aspects of her new boobs is the fun in making boob-o-lanterns.

3. A boob-o-lantern contest substituted for the weekly wet t-shirt contest at (state favorite establishment or party here).

by K3ys3rS0z3 June 23, 2017

lasterday

1 : on our last time together : when last we met together
2 : (Effective for classroom use):
last time this class occurred.

"Lasterday, i remember we were discussing the concept of inversive recursion."

by -Keith Hale- October 7, 2003

old brooklyn lantern

Performing a sexual act with a Mag Lite Normal in the Anus, sometimes in the vagina. The light side should be on the outside so the light can be flashed around the room.

Jermahl: hey Ryan it is dark in here, have you seen my maglite?
Ryan: hold on let me pull my pants down and I will break out with the "Old Brooklyn Lantern"

by lds70 May 13, 2013

laserdisc

A home video format that was the pre-cursor to DVD. Stored movies on double sided 12" optical discs. Helped popularize "Bonus Features" on home video releases.

Movie Buff: "Before DVD, we were watchin' Laserdisc!"

by SuperSonicX June 10, 2005

lasercorn

The mighty lasercorn is like a unicorn, except the horn is a LASER. Looks sort of like a horse with a tiny lightsaber sticking out of the front of it's head.

Dude, look! A lasercorn!

by Markatansky June 13, 2011

Laser Rifle

Something you pew pew with. Generally fires a red laser beam; but green is also acceptable.

Alex was hit by a laser rifle, now Alex is a steaming pile of ash and Sam concludes its an improvement in the looks department.

by Marsbars777 March 27, 2009