lardoon

1. a piece of bacon or pork inserted into lean meat prior to cooking. (Also spelt "lardon")

2. a large breast, esp. one belonging to a thin or muscular woman. (Usually plural.)

A: Check out the lardoons on Nancy!
B: Yup, those are some fine lardoons.

by Bueller_007 June 15, 2009

laxedo

wearing sweatpants and a lacrosse related hoodie.

that bro's sweats combined with that hoodie make one damn fine laxedo.

by ajglag30 September 25, 2010

lareon

Lareon is the sweetest guy you will ever meet. His fun, handsome, caring, and loyal. If you need to smile he'll always be there to help. he need to know he is really handsome.

lareon is really cute

by cool mantin May 7, 2018

Loud-mouth Lardo

Someone who is fat and obnoxious and, of course, loud-mouths a lot. Usually white trash or black trash that can't keep quiet even in a school computer lab. They also love to start fights with people that they don't like.

Shaniqua is such a loud-mouth lardo. Someone needs to put a trumpet mute in her mouth.

by ME December 2, 2004

latedolphin

the creature that makes people late in a forum conversation.

"Guy1: have you heard TBS new album?
Guy2: I'm going to the pool later
Guy3: no
Guy1: latedolphin"

by ChipmunkOnKetamine June 2, 2009

lardo

chubbaloo. A fat-ass with an unbounded appetite.

Dude, did you dump that lardo you used to date?

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

Lardosaurus

1. One who is lardy... to the extreme

2. A dinosaur consisting of mostly lard.

3. A name used to describe someone obese

During 8th period social studies:

Larissa: OH HEY LARDY!

Paige: HI LARDOSAURUS!

by lardyismahname February 9, 2010