Lappetizer

While waiting for your food to come at a drive-in restaurant, your girl leans over and gives you a pre-dinner blow job.

Tim: Hey Steve, I finally got a date with that hoochie mama you set me up with.

Steve: Oh yeah? what did you do?

Tim: I took her to Sonic, and while we was waiting for our meal, she leaned over and gave me a lappetizer! She was so full of protein, she couldn't even finish her chili dog!

by Tim Fuer August 22, 2011

cutting laps

Driving around on a certain fixed path either to be seen, to see, simply to pass the time for the lack of something better to do.

It's nice out, let's go get some Slurpees and cut laps 'til it's dark enough to set off these fireworks in old people's yards.

I saw Kevin cutting laps in the haggard old Trans-Am he bought from his uncle.

by Professor Fatbot February 18, 2010

Larse

The arse and leg referred to as a whole

Guy 1:Check out her larse, it is fine
Guy 2: Nice, 10/10 would bang

by halfliesread October 18, 2013

Lapslacker

A person who avoids working by pretending to be busy using their laptop.

That guy has been here all afternoon but I’m not sure what he is working on; probably just another useless lapslacker from Marketing.

by Eddie Gee December 14, 2016

lapslock

1. Typing in all lowercase.

2. Failure to use CAPSLOCK when you should be using CAPSLOCK.

1. this is lapslock.

2. In an all-capslock forum, this is also lapslock.

by Lullabee January 24, 2009

girly laps

Not similar to normal laps around the track. No, they are far different, in the sense that they are more feminine.

Simmons: Just for talking back, you can't do girly laps.
Grif: You've gone blind with imaginary power, Simmons.
Simmons: Oh ho, on the contrary, I think I've gone blind with very real power.
Sister: Seriously, what the fuck are girly laps?!

by can't think of a witty pseudo June 24, 2012

lapsap

Lap Sap (垃圾) means "rubbish" in Cantonese.

hyperyouth_firepower is lapsap dog.

by lapsap mod November 12, 2010