landmine

when you skeet on the pillow of your sleeping girlfriend and wait for her to roll her head over detonating the "landmine"

GF: (Suddenly waking up) Oh gross what the hell is this gooey sh...

You: IDK is it drool?

GF: It... it.. It smells like, cum?

You: hahaha Landmine!!!

by choover August 31, 2008

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To fart on a couch cushion, then casually walk away. The next person to sit down in that spot will set the landmine off, releasing the stench.

I just ate baked beans and broccoli for dinner, I'm doing some serious landmining at the party tonight.

by E4member June 20, 2012

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A lesson at school where you haven't completed the homework and may be severely punished for it...

"Phew... just dodged a massive landmine on 2nd lesson"

by filthyemo January 10, 2007

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A landmine consists of placing a roach (or clip) into a bowl. Then, placing weed and/or tobacco on top. Such that the bomb, very much like a normal time bomb, is placed under a layer of dirt or grass. Proceed to smoke the bowl back and when the bomb is hit the smoker who tripped it must yell landmine.

*hits bong* "Guys I think I hit the LANDMINE"

by nascribe June 09, 2021

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Cheerio Landmine

When small children drop cheerios all over the floor and an adult later steps on one. Instead of exploding like a landmind, you hear a crunch and the cheerio turns to a fine powder that is almost impossible to clean up without a vacuum.

Heather: "Anna please eat your cheerios in the chair!!!"

Anna: "OK Mommy!" (Running off with cheerios in hand to see what is outside leaving a trail of cheerios.)

Tom: (Wakes from sleep, another long night of taking care of the screaming kids) "Oh I am so tired.." CRUNCH "Oh damn it, I just stepped on a cheerio landmine. Get the vacuum!!! ANNNNAAAAA!!!!!!"

by tpwhite49 August 24, 2012

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