lanyard

noun;
male sex organ (see also fanyard)

The spaniard put his lanyard in her fanyard.

by Anonymous October 1, 2003

Lagarde

Someone who is beautiful, caring, or has a perfect personality.

Example 1: Wow, you are completely a Lagarde!

Example 2: Do you see that girl over there? I heard she's Lagarde status.

by Mike710 February 24, 2009

Lanark County

A place in Ontario, close by Ottawa. In Lanark County, everybody has a twang in their voice. (Sort of like Trailer Park Boys) Every person in this small county is a heavy alcoholic, and they all "Git'R'Done." They are hicks, and they invented mud boggin'. The small town, Lanark, is the town that is eccentric with all these things. It is a true hick town

Oh, and according to the Ottawa Classic Rock radio station, they prefer horse milk over cow milk.

"wow, i love lanark county, and adult will buy you booze"

by starry-eyed-dreamer June 20, 2009

lanyardlicious

Adj.- the sexyness and/or hottness that comes with wearing a lanyard.

My sears essentials name tag (a lanyard)makes me totally lanyardlicious.

by Murphy D September 25, 2005

lanaria

Beautiful black woman proud to be black

LaNaria is very proud to be black.

by Kaalyiah July 17, 2017

lacardar

A broke black bum nigga. Lacardar’s get no bitches and hoes. He only pulls niggas.. And morelikely he likes a girl name Rayona

Keyshia: Maliyah you stupid

Maliyah: you’re such a lacardar

by Lacardar Walker February 10, 2018

Laardvark

A fucking lazy creature. Something that would lie in its own poop if it didn't smell

Stop being a laardvark and get off the couch.

by MRiT October 16, 2013