Amba lamps

The amba lamps ought to be brought after getting your ass kicked by a 67 year old man.

The amba lamps, bring them.

by ergosoft February 18, 2010

Lampirent

1. Acting like that of a lamp.

2. Being in a short vicinity of a lamp

James was acting lampirent while standing still and looking dazed.

by AshtreeMcgee February 14, 2021

lambistic

A person who is easily led on by others ....a fuckin follower and a fool

My bro is always controlled by his woman....he is a lambistic fuck

by WannaBros September 20, 2021

Lampster

A small odd looking creature that wears headphones listening to music as they dance..... It is thought that they are on some sort of drug

Omg do you see that Lampster

by cookiem1 April 9, 2015

Lampshade head birth

When a bitch give birth to an ugly baby that has a lampshade on its head. The baby can either be born with a lampshade on its head, or it could be placed on its head after the birth to hide the baby’s ugly face because it was too ugly for the world to see.

“Oh you’re a doctor? Omg have you ever seen a Lampshade Head Birth?!?”

“Oh did you hear she was a Lampshade Head Birth!?”
“Ha, you look like a Lampshade Head Birth!!”

by OfficialGary. August 22, 2021

stuffy lampost

when a guy gets cockblocked

she gave me a stuffy lampost

by ladeegagahh October 9, 2011

wisconsin lampshade

When Glooping Sac's you without paying you phat lootz.

I thought I'd be able to buy some Heal pots, but Glooping gave me the old Wisconsin Lampshade.

by Glooping October 2, 2020