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Laying Down the Law 

A man with an unusually large dick who keeps his woman cock-whipped simply by the pleasure he gives her in bed. He's the boss of his castle. When he says jump, she says how high? And if she ever gets upitty, he simply whips out his massive rod of correction and bangs on her until she begs her master for mercy. Basically she's addicted to his big cock and will be good so she doesn't risk losing it.
"I told my woman to get me a beer last night and she had the nerve to tell me to get it myself. Well, I had to lay down the law real good after that. I gave it to her for an hour and a half. But I think she wanted it that way all along."

"So how's that new boyfriend of yours in bed, Julie?"
"Well, he's sweet and all, but he's not exactly Laying Down the Law if you know what I mean."
"Oh yeah. I know the type. I give it 2 weeks tops."
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picking up what you're laying down 

A phrase to let someone know you understand what they're talking about.
Dude: So then Brenda says she wants to get in the back seat.

Other dude: I'm picking up what you're laying down.

kling a ling a ling dong dandy 

Don't be such a kling a ling dong dandy

Lying DickDo Gank Yank -N-Ho

A lying man who can't see his dick because his belly sticks out further than his dick do and constantly masturbates and lies about it instead of being with his woman....WRONGLYTWISTED#
Guy: " I did not beat off"

Girl: " You're a lying DickDo Gank Yank -N-Ho!"

Lying DickDo Gank Yank -N-Ho

A lying man who can't see his dick because his belly sticks out further than his dick do and constantly masturbates and lies about it instead of being with his woman....WRONGLYTWISTED#
Guy: " I did not beat off"

Girl: " You're a lying DickDo Gank Yank -N-Ho!"

Laying Down The Beaks 

Comes from the root word Beaking, meaning to be mean and trash-talk someone. Laying Down The Beaks means to say multiple Beaks to someone instead of just one or two.
F@$k You!

You Such a F@$king F@g!

F@$king ugly mutt!

Woah, your just laying down the beaks.

Laying down pipe

To fuck a girl from behind with a cock 8 inches or longer
I was laying down pipe on Emily last night