My Hen Laid A Haddock

An English phonetic version of "Hen Wlad Fy Nhadau", the national anthem of Wales, written by Swansea poet Nigel Jenkins.

My hen laid a haddock, one hand oiled a flea,
Glad farts and centurions threw dogs in the sea,
I could stew a hare here and brandish Dan's flan,
Don's ruddy bog's blocked up with sand.

(Cytgan - Chorus)

Dad! Dad! Why don't you oil Auntie Glad?
Can whores appear in beer bottle pies,
O butter the hens as they fly!

by Koshevoi July 24, 2010

Laid Train

A term used to describe how a male has vigorously pleasured a woman. Often used by the male’s friends to describe the sexual encounter performed on his “social female”. A metaphor using the word “train” to describe a male’s sex organ during the act of sexual intercourse. Not a passionate saying but an aggressive phrase depicting intense pelvic thrusting during sex. It is more acceptable for males to use as females would appear to be quite promiscuous.

Tall Bro: "To be perfectly honest with you bro, that girl isn't even that hot.... for real."

Short Bro: "What the F are you talking about bro? You ain't even laid train yet!!!"

Acceptable (Male)
William: Hey you lay train on that socail female that came over last night?

Lawrence: Train was laid my friend. Tracks and all.

Unacceptable (Female)
Roxy: Hey Lu, you look really beat.

Lu: Oh I know, I met this group of guys at the club last night. They laid train on me and I made them breakfast this morning. You try making 16 omlettes!!

by checkoutyourboy May 26, 2008

Laiba

Laiba is a very unique name. Laiba has all the boys behind her and also has a great smile. She is a girl that will cheer up anyone and also is fun to hang out with. She is a beautiful and intelligent girl.

Laiba : Let me help you pick up your book
You : thank you

by Laiba December 19, 2014

Laiba

A girl that's always there for her friends, she mostly looks dead inside but is so sweet. Changes her style like 50 times a month but ends up complaining about it to her best friend, she may be the least athletic than her crazy, hyper active, non-innocent best friend but she sure can make anyone's day 1000x better. She is a magnet for bad boys though, maybe a few girls too. She has a slight obsession with crime based things and tries to be smart but her best friend keeps stealing her spotlight. She's the child of the groups but is the sweetest most dumbest person you'll meet.

Rathusa: why is laiba laying on the floor?
Monika: oh thats just laiba, i made her run around the court five times

by faithandmystery March 30, 2021

Ladas on the Menge

A way to say goodbye, pronounced Lay-dahs on the Men-jay, made popular in the movie, "I Love You Man"

Simon: I gotta go to math
Peter: Oh I have math
Simon: Alright, Ladas on the Menge
Peter: Lada

by sihudman October 19, 2009

Ladayna

Ladayna is a girl that is thriving in Beauty she can has an aditude but it doesn't get the best of her don't get on her bad side she might just kill you she has a very big heart even for people that didn't do her right in the past all in all she is a girl that you wouldn't want to loose if you're lucky enough to get her in your life.

Wow you can so tell she's a Ladayna just look at her

by deadboy July 13, 2015

Laiba Ahmed

A British cutie born on the 3rd of June 2010. She is kinda weird but super sexy. She grabs all the boys attention and is super clever. She is so leng that she got sent to isolation for distracting learning with her sexy looks. She is 5-foot 4-inches and has lots of friends. Her best friend is Joshua.

I hate Laiba Ahmed so much, I wish I was her.

by Mickeymouse69 March 27, 2023