Lurp

(noun) A type of human female, most often seen in nightclubs and their environs wearing the standard black mini-dress or variants on that theme, in the company of the male of the variety, the douchebag (which see). Characterized by straightened hair, burnt umber spray-on tan, extreme cosmetic layering, abundant artificial fragrance, dangerously high heels, consumption of large quantities of alcohol, sexual promiscuity, and stereotyped behaviors e.g. screaming loudly, shouting her mating call "Ohmigod! I'm so drunk!", flocking with other lurps, trying to get into the pants of the nearest douchebag. Harmless but obnoxious.

Ex. 1:"Dude, this place is crawling with lurps! SCORE!"

Ex. 2:"Ohmigod, Snooki! I'm sooo wasted! WOOOOOOOO! That guy's hawt! I wanna piece a that!"

Lurp by Notta Lurp September 18, 2011

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someone who looks through various social networking sites for pictures of people they know, usually a male looking for slutty pictures of recently met women

Your already looking at her Facebook pictures, u lurp!

lurp by kawika aipohaku May 27, 2011

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Lurp

When fucking a chick in the ass ,then cum in it, then suck it out with a straw

Lurp my fucking ass Ted says Jane then felch me baby.

Lurp by Slayer333 July 19, 2017

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Lurp

1. To sneak around in the dark stealing things from peoples yards. Usually bikes or stuff light enough to run away with.

2. To steal small items from someone who thinks you are their friend. ie rings, clothes, sharpies ect

1. Man you see that bmx nigga? Imna Lurp the shit outta that tonight!!

2. Can you believe that bitch emjay? She even lurped up my favorite socks!

Lurp by Ceejay “murph” Jaymes July 21, 2018