by Queen Lee January 5, 2011

The Lunch Table, aka The best six people you will ever meet: Tegan, Lena, Alysia, Shaydah, Margo and Heather. 2003-??
by Tegan December 25, 2004

by -Skittles- January 20, 2016

Dylan :
Hey Kathy, what did you think of that sandwich ?
Kathy : I think its from my last turnaround !!
Dylan : LTS ?
Hey Kathy, what did you think of that sandwich ?
Kathy : I think its from my last turnaround !!
Dylan : LTS ?
by Kathy Cooke & Dylan Wilson April 9, 2009

Loose Trousers Syndrome,
Usually affects male ages 15-19 when they come locked in an environment where there are few females worth shagging. The symtoms are a loss of the ability to distnguish the foin grls from the iight grls, overbearing horniness which usually results in the viewing of pornography, and humping any (ANY) chick that will. This disorder can be prevented simply, make all the goblins-gremlins-skeezers-chikenheads-ducks and all other groups of buttface women stay indoors from 6pm-11pm (the freaks come out at night). If you do indeed show signs of any of these symptoms , plan for an extended stay in Palm Beach, Florida; the beautiful women shud raise your standards.
Usually affects male ages 15-19 when they come locked in an environment where there are few females worth shagging. The symtoms are a loss of the ability to distnguish the foin grls from the iight grls, overbearing horniness which usually results in the viewing of pornography, and humping any (ANY) chick that will. This disorder can be prevented simply, make all the goblins-gremlins-skeezers-chikenheads-ducks and all other groups of buttface women stay indoors from 6pm-11pm (the freaks come out at night). If you do indeed show signs of any of these symptoms , plan for an extended stay in Palm Beach, Florida; the beautiful women shud raise your standards.
by Pieces May 13, 2005

an acronym for Long Titty Syndrome. When a lady's milkers aren't measured in cups, but with a tape measure instead.
"Veronica took her bra off last night at the party... looked like a fruit by the foot! She had LTS so bad"
"When that LTS bitch sends me nudes, she gotta take the pic with the panoramic setting so I can see her nipples."
"she didn't always have LTS, but now that she's got 6 kids.... her boobs look like tube socks!"
"When that LTS bitch sends me nudes, she gotta take the pic with the panoramic setting so I can see her nipples."
"she didn't always have LTS, but now that she's got 6 kids.... her boobs look like tube socks!"
by AverageSizedPeter May 25, 2021
