Gloom Lobster

Someone feeling depressed/unhappy

Hey Cleatus, why you such a Gloom Lobster?

by MonkeyHonk November 8, 2011

lost a peanut

verb: struggle or hassle trying to complete an action, understand, or achieve something.

I lost a peanut trying to find my French book.

She lost a peanut trying to figure what the idiot was saying.

by JisuMoose September 15, 2010

Lake Erie Lobster

Pronunciation: /lāk , ˈirē , ˈläbstər/

NOUN
A sexual act in which a partner performs oral stimulation on a female partner with a yeast infection, while simultaneously pinching both her nipples in the manner of a lobster.

Origin
Oberlin, OH - 2013

I suppose I should have told my boyfriend that I had a yeast infection from swimming in Lake Erie before he gave me Lake Erie Lobster last night.

by Martha's Garden May 16, 2016

Kards lobotomy

When playing the online card game, Kards, you run across players who take forever to decide. Even if they only have 1 or 2 cards they'll act like they're in a world championship of chess and be beyond slow.

Check out this idiot, he's so slow I'm gonna have a Kards lobotomy pretty soon.

by Unclecrazy October 5, 2022

ArE yOu LoSt BaBy GoRl?

If you bump into the insanely beautiful rock hard chest of a creepy, catastrophically hot guy and he asks you this....welp, you’re in for a butt shitty/spectacular next 365 days of your life.

He: ArE yOu LoSt BaBy GoRl?

She: Ummummgrmmepethethehth

by Gotabs560 November 22, 2020

lomstead

An attractive pair of people that win at everything

You know that song "All I do is Win"? That was written about lomstead

by Taintly January 13, 2011

lobotomite

A lobotomized brain-less human from the post-apocalyptic wasteland in Fallout: New Vegas and are found at Big Mountain. Usually they will attack anything moving, with axes and various weapons. They often wear masks or engineering suits that are strange and freaky. Created from the Dr.'s experiments and are hostile at all times. Most are directly taken from the Mojave Wasteland (from robots) and brought to Big MT. for experiments. The only known person to travel to Big MT. in the wasteland and not become lobotomized is Elijah, Christine, and Ulysses.

What are you fighting in Fallout: New Vegas?
Those stupid lobotomites.
Those things are creepy as fuck.

by TexasRed May 8, 2019