limestone college

It's a bunch of penises that have no vaginas to fuck because every girl here is either ugly, has a shit ton of STDs, or has a vagina so big that no penis can give them pleasure anymore

Guy 1: gonna fuck any girls at college?
Guy 2: nope, I'm going to limestone college where too many fucking dudes and the leftover girls are ugly as shit

by Foxyloxy2495 February 12, 2014

head limes

When you put a HEADLIME in the tip of your dick. Then you use it to squeeze every last drop of liquid from a lime wedge into your urethra. This is typically followed by a Cleveland Steamer.

Dude 1: Dude, I fucking HEAD LIMED my pisser so hard Last night!
Dude 2: Holy shit, I wish my girlfriend let me do that.
Dude 1: Head limes are so sexy!

by bananananananananananna January 14, 2019

limassol

most beautiful city with great nightlife!
simply the best place to be in cyprus

we are partying in limassol tonight yhh

by iamleyla January 1, 2009

limh

laughing in my head
like lol but your not actually laughing out loud

person a: billy got in trouble for wearing that shirt
person b: limh

by codiferis November 19, 2007

Limh

Something Like lol.. standing for Laughing in my Head

Jackie: Thats what she said
Cory: limh.. thats funny

by CoolC June 22, 2007

three limes deep

while cocktailing at home and using the same glass, you accumulate limes as the night goes on. After the third cocktail, or when you see you have three limes in your glass, you feel a good buzz.

I was about three limes deep when the stripper showed up.

by giddyupletsgo July 28, 2010

LIMH

an acronym for "Laugh In My Head" to replace the overused lol or LOL

If you were actually LOL all the time in real life, people would think you were absolutely bonkers.

LIMH is a polite way to say, "Hey, that was mildly humorous, not enough to LOL but still a bit funny"

"I swear, if that person got any stinkier I might need a gas mask!"

"LIMH"

by KrudeKnitter January 14, 2010