Lanscape

The act of removing someone from your network.

I had to lanscape Chris for watching too many videos of the poo~pourri girl

by mattpolito January 27, 2014

Landscraper

A bad landscaper

Jim says he's a great lawn guy, but he's actually a landscraper because my front lawn is so patchy now

by Cemmop August 21, 2017

Total Landscaping

The final 'scorched earth'-type action that follows a string of undignified behaviours.

...And then he went total landscaping, claiming he was tucking in his shirt."

by Otnobor November 9, 2020

Landscape Architect

A made-up profession so architects can charge you for extra money in a building project.

The origin of this word begins in the 19th century, invented by the American architect Frederick L. Gardener, who believes he could earn extra money when commissioned to design Central Park in New York, who then proposed to hire a team of "landscape architects" on top of the existing architect team.

Developer: We need a garden for this estate.
Architect: Nah that's the job of a landscape architect.
Developer: What's the difference?
Architect: 2 million more dollars.

by womanpredator666 January 23, 2022

guilty landscape

a city or neighborhood that strongly reminds you of past somber experiences that occurred there, so much so that you cannot separate the familiar landmarks from those feelings

Seeing San Francisco from the plane window for the first time since our breakup, I couldn't help but feel all the emotions rush over me from the guilty landscape.

by putonyourzootsuit November 24, 2019

Landscaper

Someone who does your fucking lawn ex: grasscutting , grasstrimming .... mowing and blowing etc.

My grass looks a little long , geez i gotta give my landscaper Angelo a call

by Topnotch baby July 17, 2018

Get landscaped

To lose, and then embarrass yourself.

Having lost the election, Trump proceeded to get landscaped by Rudy’s press conference.

by Ral Pie November 20, 2020