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Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D

A dope TV show that takes place in the Marvel Cinematic Universe but is primarily neglected by everyone, even the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Initially, it tried to be Law and Order but with superheroes, aliens, and Phil Coulson, but slowly developed its own sense of independence and started having its own unique stories, like dealing with HYDRA, Inhumans, Ghost Rider, and The Matrix.
"Dude, did you see the latest episode of Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D? Ward came back, for the third time!"
by Rogue Byzantine July 2, 2017
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E.L.D.

(n.) Abbreviation for "Explosive Liquid Diarrhea," a very unpleasant gastro-intestinal condition, indeed.
"Mom, I gotta stay home from school today. I have E.L.D. and didn't quite make it to the can in time."
by Blenderhead91 March 31, 2009
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F L D S

Feel Like Dog Shit. A disease identified in 1988 by a guy they call JD from Rio Hondo, Texas. Symptoms include any or all of the following (and maybe more, as yet, undetermined):
Headache, Body Ache, Lethargy, Chills, Post Nasal Drip, Itchy/Scratchy Throat, Sinus Pain, Random Dental Pain, Neck Pain radiating up and around the temples, Ringing of the ears, Twitchy feet that keep you awake at nights. Halitosis, Eyes Sensitive to light. (research continues)
Joe: "Hey dude, you're not lookin so good today. Wassup?"

Moe: "Fukin F L D S got me by the cajones......(looking down, shaking head) ...fukin F L D S"....
by buzzardbait February 26, 2011
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W.A.L.D.O.

W.A.L.D.O. is an acronym for the White American Legal Defense Organization...

W.A.L.D.O. does not currently exist nor has it ever. It is an "organization" that is meant to bring to light the hypocrisy of a nation that states it wants "equal rights for everyone"... yet divides people into separate groups when it comes time for them to get likewise treatment in a judicial setting...
There is a Latino, Black, Mexican, Asian, Jewish, Gay American Legal Defense Fund... can someone please tell me... Where's W.A.L.D.O...
by Jared L. Ohlinger July 14, 2009
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THE B.J.L.D. LOOK

BJLD stands for "Big Johnny Love Dart,"
the penis...duh! When a guy gives a chick the BJLD look, he wants to get a leg over, if ya know what I mean. Willy The One-Eyed Wonder Worm wants to do push ups in that dark, damp, love tunnel until he pukes.
I was givin' her the B.J.L.D. look from across the bar. She then threw a beer glass at me and told me to 'fuck off.'
by weave August 10, 2003
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Samuel L'd

1. To get shafted; fucked over. Originated in D-Town PA. Check yo' movie listings.

2. "Samuel L'd Up" is someone who wears Kangol shit all day.
When your name becomes synonymous with gettin screwed over, then you got Samuel L'd.
by Titanium October 6, 2004
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M.I.L.D.

"mother i'd like to date."

a hot mother that is more than just a MILF (mother i'd like to f***).
''dude that woman is a total m.i.l.d.''

"idk man, i think she's just a m.i.l.f."
by Duder1234 March 17, 2010
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