An unfortunate event or series of events where against all odds of a probable positive outcome, the worst possible outcome comes into fruition.
Be aware, Koon Luck feeds upon the unexpecting, the overly optimistic (despite previous cases of Koon Luck), the wishful thinkers, and doesn't seem to be prejudice of whom is impacted. Should you know someone with Koon Luck, distance yourself from them on all risky travel, business decisions, or financial advice as your life, personal health, or bank account will surely be anally raped by close proximity to their misfortunes.
Be aware, Koon Luck feeds upon the unexpecting, the overly optimistic (despite previous cases of Koon Luck), the wishful thinkers, and doesn't seem to be prejudice of whom is impacted. Should you know someone with Koon Luck, distance yourself from them on all risky travel, business decisions, or financial advice as your life, personal health, or bank account will surely be anally raped by close proximity to their misfortunes.
Bob: "How in the hell did my thoroughbred horse get beaten by a three legged geriatric pony?"
Betty: "The only explanation is Koon Luck. Sorry for your loss Bob, now get the hell away from me you unlucky ass goblin."
Betty: "The only explanation is Koon Luck. Sorry for your loss Bob, now get the hell away from me you unlucky ass goblin."
by IKnowThings2020 September 9, 2020
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Get the shim-koong mug.Q "Why did Eddie have to go pick his coworker up from BART at 11:30 p.m. on a weeknight?"
A "Duh! She's his koonchi zang!"
A "Duh! She's his koonchi zang!"
by ami am September 3, 2006
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Get the koon poon mug.Kwoon is a small post-rock band of seven members from France. Their name seems to derive from the Chinese word for a martial arts training hall, the equivalent of a Japanese dojo.
“…Perched on a cloud, Sandy put to the world a project. Reflection of its dreams from deep inside his imagination, Bruise and dreams saw the light of day"
“…Perched on a cloud, Sandy put to the world a project. Reflection of its dreams from deep inside his imagination, Bruise and dreams saw the light of day"
person 1:hey have you heard of kwoon?
person 2: isn't that a rude word..i'm sure it is..
person 1: no no they are an awesome band from france
person 2: isn't that a rude word..i'm sure it is..
person 1: no no they are an awesome band from france
by ash0101 July 7, 2011
Get the kwoon mug.Typically loves music and comes out on top when put to a challenge is a womanizer and true hustler. Kylon' s always have pretty independent girls and is a true romantic but however if you piss them off you will get your ass beat.
Kylon is the best.
by Kingknowles July 14, 2015
Get the kylon mug.Koonye (#Koonye) is a nickname for rapper Kanye West after he voiced his ire for President Obama while professing love for Trump (despite Trump’s seemingly racist views). The nickname proliferated further after Kanye subsequently asserted that 400 years of slavery was a choice made by African Americans.
Koonye West has missed several doses of his anti-psychotic medication and consequently he’s been on a nonsensical rant.
by Nicholem718 June 1, 2018
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