Mega Knight

Mega Knight is a card from clash royale, anyone who uses this shitbag is a fucking virgin and will have to adopt a child and say "Yeah i fucked this chick", when in reality it was a 700lb fat ass who hasn't left her bed for at least a year. He also would use Lumberloon. So he fucked his uncle and used that to say, i lost my virginity

Person 1: I use mega knight
Person 2: Fuck you i hope you end up in hell you finger yourself for life.
Person 1: I already do

by Big Black Monkey Balls July 27, 2022

AWSTEN KNIGHT

lead singer of the band waterparks. crackhead energy. lowkey he pretty as fuck ngl.

"dont be Awsten Knight on twitter,"

by anonymous October 2, 2019

Kung Lao

A fictional character in the Mortal Kombat videogame series.

Kung Lao is a former Shaolin Monk and member of the White Lotus Society. In some texts he is said to be the first ever Mortal Kombat winner from Earthrealm, others claim it was his ancestor; "The Great" Kung Lao. Kung Lao is an outspoken pacifist who only chooses to fight when provoked, or when defending his friends or home. His trademark is a razor-rimmed black hat which he uses in combat to kill his enemies.

Example: Kung Lao throws his razor hat at Kano, lodging it in his skull. As Kano lies on the ground convulsing, bleeding from the head; Kung Lao slams his foot into Kano's chest sending his hat flying into the air. Kung Lao effortlessly catches it and places it back on his head. He walks away without looking back...

by Kevin587 April 3, 2009

kniggets

A word originated in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. The French guys' way of saying knights.

I blow my nose at you so-called Arthur King. You and all your silly english kniggets!

by StraightFMan November 27, 2004

Hollow Knight: Silksong

The awesome looking game that will never come out

Person 1: Hey are you excited for Hollow Knight: Silksong?
Person 2: Cmon man you know that’s just a myth right?

by its ya boi bug guy September 11, 2021

White liberal knight

A white person who projects white guilt and is ashamed to be a white person. These fuckheads display very abnormal and unnatural likeness for black people.

John - A black man raped and then killed three minor young white girls execution style.

Jane - I'd say death penality is the most inhumane and barbaric punishment a human can impose on other.

John - Are you fucking kidding me? You bitch! You fucking white liberal knight!

by Ace4077 December 7, 2019

Suge Knight

Verb: When an asshole steals from, intimidates, beats or copies someone for their own personal gain.

You can Suge Knight or be Suge Knighted.

"I will Suge Knight yo' ass, bitch!"

"Tom Suge Knighted Dan's girlfriends virginity!"

"Cara Suge Knighted Nicole's wallet!"

"Did you Suge Knight my idea?"

by HarveyPicklePoo October 9, 2011