pink kryptonite

That soft pink treat between a females legs

person 1: What's up bro?
Person 2: Man I'm feeling weak.
person 1: What happened?
person 2: Dog, my girl hit me with that pink kryptonite last night and knocked my ass out.

by john kuykendall February 29, 2008

Gym Kryptonite

The extremely hot and ample chested females in a gym that wear pink tops and do squats, behind the neck pulldowns, military shoulder press, butterflies, etc. and cause men to not work out. If she is on the machine near the water fountain, then all the men will go home well-hydrated to their fat ugly wives. Frequently they will have a boyfriend with them with biceps larger than your thighs.

-Hey man, how did your workout go?
-Ahhh, I didn't get anything done...
-Why not? Too crowded?
-No...
-Gym Kryptonite?
-You know it... Now if you'll excuse me I have to go to the bathroom.

by Kozar May 5, 2005

kryptonite

1.Tight mutha fuckin song by Purple All-Stars

2.Sum Strong Bud

"I Be On That Kryptonite, Straight Up On That Kryptonite"

by OutKasted November 11, 2005

white man's kryptonite

A really cute asian girl.

Relative to the term black man's kryptonite; made popular by the movie Undercover Brother.

"I went to Las Vegas this week and there was so much White Man's Kryptonite there I nearly lost my sh*t!"

"Cute asian girls make me come undone, they're White Man's Kryptonite!"

by Riko May 6, 2005

Muslim kryptonite

AKA a motivated U.S. Marine

"Man you look as good as Muslim kryptonite today"

by Bill2007 April 12, 2007

kryptonite

the only weed better than superman weed

the purple ribbon allstars are always on that kryptonite

by Geoff December 28, 2005

black woman's kryptonite

a really hot/cute white guy

josh is has blue eyes and dark brown clean cut hair and is in medical school to be a doctor...he's such a black woman's kryptonite

by llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeqq22222 October 14, 2006