Kristian

An amazing person who is outstanding in every way beyond perfection.(Examples: kind, nice, intelligent, funny, modest, phenomenal,the best, etc.)

Person 1: there is no word that describes a person as incredible as him
Person 2: yes there is, you're trying to say he's a Kristian!
Person 1: yes! He's a true Kristian!

by Just DiDi August 27, 2013

kristianing

The art of looking up ones name on Urban Dictionary .

"They kept Kristianing their names and they laughed, and they laughed, and they laughed...!"

by Crash71 February 28, 2017

kristian kessler

1.Another name for a person who is laugh your ass of hilarious, attractive, and an overall awesome guy. This is the type of person who you want to have your back because when it comes to arguments, he doesn't loose.

2.When a man has a 13 inch penis and announces it randomly, while a crowd claps for him. This is pulling a kristian kessler.

Wow, did you see the size of that guys dick?! He must be a kristian kessler!!!

by KesslerMcJewNose April 18, 2017

Kristian Kostov

A Bulgarian singer. He won 2nd place in the 2017 Eurovision Song Contest.

Did you know Kristian Kostov speaks 4 languages fluently?

by Racoons In A Trenchcoat October 16, 2019

kristiani

Kristiani may seem loud and weird most of the time but trust me, she is a good person to share things with. She holds secrets like no other and there is a fifty fifty chance that she will just forget it.

I saw Kristiani at school today. She was louder than usual

by tizxv December 22, 2021

KristianKrake

Pizza, pasta streamer (italian)
Shit at any video game.
Has no bitches.
Has a tiny cock
Can't stream for the life of him.

Needs to play dark souls 3

Oh look, is the KristianKrake ? That guy is a dumbass.

by TheSecretSpy27 April 19, 2022

ole kristian

A Shit teacher. Normally scares students and doesn’t know how to teach students in english. Wears a suit everyday, and acts cocky. Hairline receding all the way back to his neck. Says he has a family but i'm pretty sure nobody would fall in love with him, except erna solberg

"dud, we have such a cocky teacher"
"yea, he is a total ole kristian"

by StinkyLizard1996 September 21, 2020