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Kris Kringled

Verb past tense. To take it up the bottom by a large man with a festive white beard and jolly disposition.
Take a look at that poor shmuck! He must have gotten Kris Kringled last night!

One must always be ready to get Kris Kringled during the holiday season.
by jollychristmaslover December 22, 2020
mugGet the Kris Kringledmug.

gripe kringle

a word someone (madison) comes up with when typing random letters
by kittykittylicklick95 November 11, 2011
mugGet the gripe kringlemug.

Chris Kringle

When you call a girl a "Ho," then stick it in her 'chimney.'
Call me "Saint Dick", cause you're about to get the Chris Kringle!
by Lucarion November 23, 2023
mugGet the Chris Kringlemug.

Kringle

When the various keychains hanging on your mirror jingle when you speed around the corner of a turn in your midsize tryna impress your bae standing in the driveway.
That kringle is embarrassing.
by kylearse January 30, 2024
mugGet the Kringlemug.

Krizz Kringle

Rizz - a man simpin for a woman
Therefore, Krizz Kringle is a red head who simps hardcore

Sam
Chris Kringle, more like Krizz Kringle. He's rizzing her up
by Big Daddy Swamp Monster January 17, 2023
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Kringle my sleigh

Kringle my sleigh, sometimes abreviated as kms, is general used by females who want to get their pussy plowed and filled around the Christmas season.
I've been so horny around the mall Santa, all i want is for him to Kringle my sleigh and jingle my bells.
by DanTheDuctTapeBall December 2, 2022
mugGet the Kringle my sleighmug.

kringle tingle

When someone has the sudden and overwhelming urge to grab a mall santa by their jingle bells and a hope to be placed on the naughty list.

Other symptoms include “a one way ticket to their north pole”, an increased desire for “a big candy cane”, and increase in the usage of the phrase “just please sleigh me!”

No known treatment options are available
“After watching bad santa last night I caught a case of the kringle tingle”
by mm262a1 February 5, 2025
mugGet the kringle tinglemug.

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