Kelpy G

The god of jazz, Kelpy G is the unsung hero of Spongebob Squarepants. Kelpy G's music will sooth your body and soul. The cult of Kelpy G is usually associated with this character, the cult aims to bring Kelpy G to every boy and girl, no LGBT though because Kelpy G hates libtards. Kelpy G spends his time on his TV show, and he also performs for the smellies. Kelpy G is the absolute best character in the Spongeoverse. Kelpy G is an avid supporter of Pro Life and Pro Guns, he usually appears at anti-lgbt and anti-liberal rallies

Have you heard Smooth Jazz by Kelpy G?
Yes, i love that song

by BobbyBBob April 12, 2019

Kelp Burger

(Noun) The less than pleasurable poop taken the morning after a night of smoking marijuana as a result of consuming large amounts of bizarre foods.

I know man, and I paid for it this morning by taking a nasty kelp burger.

by The Amazing String-Beany December 8, 2010

krelbow

The other side of your elbow.
Sometimes people get eczema there, but I'm really only mentioning that so the definition is longer.

She slit her wrists straight up to the krelbows.

by ColdFusion November 4, 2004

kelp

an undersea cabbage.

i swam amongst kelp in the sea.

by eug [the almighty kelp] February 10, 2004

Kelpohydra

A common, house-hold fly.

That stupid kelpohydra is buzzing around my head again. ARGHH!

by Jorgecion Guillermo May 17, 2006

kelp hugger

A marine environmentalist or one who believes underwater kelp forests and all living things in the ocean or beaches should not be damaged or harmed. Someone who works to protect the aquatic environment from destruction or pollution. The synonym of a tree hugger or hippie except in an oceanic or aquatic environment.

Dana's such a kelp hugger that she joined Surfrider Foundation and now does the beach clean-up every month.

by LDL1 February 6, 2010

kreps

A slang for for shoes or fresh* trainers

“Ayup look at his fresh kreps”

by Madison Garter January 23, 2018