The superior calling form of dibs. Also beats double dibs, super dibs, scoobies, I-called-its, I-actually-own-that-chairs, and Super-mega-octuple-dib-stampies-no-erasies. Kreps is the best.

My friend dropped his wallet on the ground and I called kreps on it. I like my new wallet.

Kreps by Dayringer October 25, 2004

keepsolid

1. Short for keep it solid. Be real, honest, upfront. When someone claims to keepsolid, they promise to stay by your side and never fold no matter what.
2. A company that hates investors and chimes.

1. Ma man, you keepsolid. Snitches get stitches!
2. Seen this keepsolid startup recently, they seem legit.

keepsolid by LackOfBrownies June 3, 2020

My crew is big and it keeps getting bigger

that's cause jesus christ is my

my crew is big and it keeps getting bigger. that's cause jesus christ is my

My crew is big and it keeps getting bigger by Uh oh... STINKY! May 22, 2019

five keeps the neighborhood alive

A phrase which reminds people that a feeling of encouragement (in this case, a high five) is what holds a community (neighborhood) together. Can be said right before giving a high five as an introduction.

Jesus: And remember - five keeps the neighborhood alive!
(high-fives Santos)

five keeps the neighborhood alive by Uncle Everybodydies February 17, 2010

kreepshit

Word used to describe the creepiest of creepers. They lurk on the dark reaches of facebook and friend people they don't know to see pictures of them.

OMG Jeff is such a kreepshit for fb friending that chick he barely knows.

kreepshit by dzdz February 7, 2009

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026