kramered

To enter a place with the exact opposite of grace. A reference to the entrances made to Jerry Seinfeld's apartment by his neighbor, Kosmo Kramer on the 90's sitcom Seinfeld

My kid has issues with movement and gravity....the other day he Kramered into the front room and I thought he killed himself, the plant, the coat rack, AND the damned television...

by Enhale May 21, 2015

Kramerism

The religion of following Lord Kramer

Man one: I'm of the Muslim faith
Man two: You should convert to Kramerism and follow our ever-loving God, Lord Kramer

by High Reverend of Kramerism June 2, 2004

Kraven

Verb. - One who is unashamed of their sexual preferences. This includes such activities as 'dogging', 'swinging', 'foxing' and performing such activities as 'monkey-facing'.

An individual who makes use of both inorganic and organic matter to fulfil their sexual desires.

"Man, you're such a Kraven!"
"I know dude, fancy dogging?!"

by Teh Gang February 1, 2008

nick kramer

a tough motherfucka who wont take shit from nobody and loves anna

nick kramer said fuck u to da whore that tried to short change him

by iluvanna December 20, 2008

camp hess kramer

a dope jew camp. where all da shit go done.

i go to camp hess kramer to have fun yo

by madythehippie October 17, 2008

Butt kraker

A rare disease when a tentacle grows out of your butt hole after watching to much tentacle porn

I got butt krakers after a crazy night in Japan.

by Chicknlovr August 29, 2016

John Kramer

Main antagonist in the SAW series who his baby died, tried to commit suicide but failed and got diagnosed with brain cancer
Also a cool chillass guy… who kills with awesome traps

Jigsaws real name is John Kramer

by SmashHitGamuh August 3, 2023