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Kraven
The almost constant desire to pursue sexual satisfaction through unconventional methods, often involving food and always involving enthusiasm
A non aggressive but unrelenting search for sexual satisfaction realised through generally obscure or untried methods outside the realms of what is considered normal. Such as sex with partially microwaved chicken liver in a pint glass.
The desire to adventure into a sexually non-commital abyss of exploration, guided by the light of apparently uncontrolable enthusiasm, possibly fueled by methyldioxymethamphetamine
A non aggressive but unrelenting search for sexual satisfaction realised through generally obscure or untried methods outside the realms of what is considered normal. Such as sex with partially microwaved chicken liver in a pint glass.
The desire to adventure into a sexually non-commital abyss of exploration, guided by the light of apparently uncontrolable enthusiasm, possibly fueled by methyldioxymethamphetamine
Kraven by Pretty much right June 18, 2009
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Kraven's Law
The act of making eye contact with yourself in the mirror while masturbating for longer than a second and half that you are in fact gay.
Man 1: Did you hear that nasty motherfucker jerked off in the mirror?
Man 2: I heard it made eye contact with himself.
Man 1: Fucking Kraven's Law man.
Man 2: I heard it made eye contact with himself.
Man 1: Fucking Kraven's Law man.
Kraven's Law by xBishop June 27, 2010
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Seattle Kraken
The newest franchise in the NHL - (2020). The Kraken are part of the Western Conferences’ Pacific Division, and begin play in the 2021-2022 season. Based in Seattle, Washington, the Kraken will play their home games at Climate Pledge Arena.
Person 1: “Did you hear the name of the new NHL team in Seattle?”
Person 2: “They are going to be called ‘The Seattle Kraken‘.”
Person 2: “They are going to be called ‘The Seattle Kraken‘.”
Seattle Kraken by Decent Squirrel August 3, 2020
Krapen
Krapen are legendary monsters of giant proportions. They are reportedly sighted after a particularly disastrous misadventure on the toilet seat and the term has come to describe a mythologically disgusting shit. The sheer size and fearsome appearance attributed to the Krapen has made it a common feature in various fictional works.
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