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Kraven

Verb. - One who is unashamed of their sexual preferences. This includes such activities as 'dogging', 'swinging', 'foxing' and performing such activities as 'monkey-facing'.

An individual who makes use of both inorganic and organic matter to fulfil their sexual desires.
"Man, you're such a Kraven!"
"I know dude, fancy dogging?!"
by Teh Gang February 1, 2008
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Kraven

The almost constant desire to pursue sexual satisfaction through unconventional methods, often involving food and always involving enthusiasm

A non aggressive but unrelenting search for sexual satisfaction realised through generally obscure or untried methods outside the realms of what is considered normal. Such as sex with partially microwaved chicken liver in a pint glass.

The desire to adventure into a sexually non-commital abyss of exploration, guided by the light of apparently uncontrolable enthusiasm, possibly fueled by methyldioxymethamphetamine
'You dirty little kraven'
by Pretty much right June 18, 2009
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Kraven's Law

The act of making eye contact with yourself in the mirror while masturbating for longer than a second and half that you are in fact gay.
Man 1: Did you hear that nasty motherfucker jerked off in the mirror?
Man 2: I heard it made eye contact with himself.
Man 1: Fucking Kraven's Law man.
by xBishop June 27, 2010
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Seattle Kraken

The newest franchise in the NHL - (2020). The Kraken are part of the Western Conferences’ Pacific Division, and begin play in the 2021-2022 season. Based in Seattle, Washington, the Kraken will play their home games at Climate Pledge Arena.
Person 1: “Did you hear the name of the new NHL team in Seattle?”

Person 2: “They are going to be called ‘The Seattle Kraken‘.”
by Decent Squirrel August 3, 2020
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Krapen

Krapen are legendary monsters of giant proportions. They are reportedly sighted after a particularly disastrous misadventure on the toilet seat and the term has come to describe a mythologically disgusting shit. The sheer size and fearsome appearance attributed to the Krapen has made it a common feature in various fictional works.
Bro 1: Holy shit who used this toilet last!?
Bro 2: Haha, yeah dropped a bomb didn't I?
Bro 1: Dude you have totally unleashed the Krapen!!
by 5holycows January 10, 2013
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Krakend

Intoxicated by alcohol and have passed out hugging a toilet.
Last night you drank so much rum you were Krakend.
by bookworm February 28, 2015
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