Kraft Single

An older gentleman who pays for a hand job as part of his massage

I ordered a Kraft Single from the Asian Orchid

Kraft Single by GingeredGinger May 24, 2019

kraft dinner 

Student chow. (Also known as KD)

I'm nearly out of money, so I'm going to be living on Kraft Dinner this week.

kraft dinner by Eugene206 January 4, 2007

Kraft Disease 

1. when ones cock is bent at an angle.

2. when one can masturbate and have sex with his belly button at same time.

As Kris was getting licked by courtland, he couldnt help but laugh at his Kraft disease.

She was directed away from the stinky mexican only to notice his kraft disease.

Kraft Disease by Poisson December 16, 2005

kraft dinner 

Pretty much what your average College or University student must learn to subside on because rent and education costs leave them basically in poverty.

What lots of teachers are known to say: Believe me guys; I was a poor student. I remember living on Kraft Dinner for weeks to afford my books.

kraft dinner by Guest March 14, 2005

Kraft Single

Pop songs so over processed and produced that all nature has been removed.

Britney Spears's latest song has been processed like a Kraft Single.

Kraft Single by Pinwiz December 2, 2007

KRAFT desease

Kan't Remember A Fuckin Thing desease, similar to alzheimer's.

What do you mean you don't remember? DO you have KRAFT desease or something?

KRAFT desease by Runaway Closer February 23, 2006

Kraft Dinner 

Overpriced mac & cheese

A: Kraft Dinner is so overpriced
B: tastes so goood
A: still overpriced..
B: so easy to make!
A: its nothing but mac n cheese dammit

Kraft Dinner by KYJC January 19, 2008