A project on the internet to make Joseph Kony 'famous'. He is apparently the worst thing EVER, even worse than Hitler and Justin Bieber. He apparently trains kids to kill each other and mutilates their faces and shit in Uganda. However despite the bonerific quality of the video, produced by Jason Russel(who was caught masturbating in public days later), most people including myself think that its another load of overhyped shit made up as an excuse for Americans to exploit ugandan resources.
It also involves 'cover the night', a bullshit thing where people were supposed to hang Kony posters and shit on April 20. Only shitty graffiti saying 'stop konie now' was placed, usually in random colours.
I guarantee you this WAS HUGE fucking news in early 2012, just in case youre reading in future, but practically forgotten by this stage.
It also involves 'cover the night', a bullshit thing where people were supposed to hang Kony posters and shit on April 20. Only shitty graffiti saying 'stop konie now' was placed, usually in random colours.
I guarantee you this WAS HUGE fucking news in early 2012, just in case youre reading in future, but practically forgotten by this stage.
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airheaded nouveau riche kids who come from a generation of linguistic mongrels and thus their lack of proficiency in both english and tagalog. they mix the two languages and think that "make + tagalog verb" (eg make kulit, make kain, make away, etc.) is an actual grammatical form. they love to brag about new gadgets and think that anyone who doesn't have a camera-phone must be really pathetic.
it's ignorant, baseless, and hurtful to brand ateneans collectively konyo. they can't help it if most of them (but not all) speak good english and you don't (ie not "braggy" whatever that means) . by the way, filipino classes at the university are notoriously tough but challenging. they equip the student with at least above-average skill in the native language. thus, they know better than konyo kids.
airheaded nouveau riche kids who come from a generation of linguistic mongrels and thus their lack of proficiency in both english and tagalog. they mix the two languages and think that "make + tagalog verb" (eg make kulit, make kain, make away, etc.) is an actual grammatical form. they love to brag about new gadgets and think that anyone who doesn't have a camera-phone must be really pathetic.
it's ignorant, baseless, and hurtful to brand ateneans collectively konyo. they can't help it if most of them (but not all) speak good english and you don't (ie not "braggy" whatever that means) . by the way, filipino classes at the university are notoriously tough but challenging. they equip the student with at least above-average skill in the native language. thus, they know better than konyo kids.
konyo kids who think flashy stuff are everything should spend an entire month at the convent to learn what frugality is.
by atenista April 7, 2005
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Get the Kony mug.The ultimate dickriding bandwagon experience. This is even worse than the dickriding of Haiti 2010 or Obama 2008. The concept of KONY 2012 is to raise awareness about a Ugandan war criminal named Joseph Kony. The white liberals seek to cure their white liberal guilt and satisfy their self-righteous selves by posting stickers, sending videos, etc about Joseph Kony. They are oblivious to the fact that the current problems in that region stem primarily from western imperialism and colonialism and so are unable to see the silliness and stupidity of asking the institutions who murdered, raped, pillaged the people of africa to now come and save the day. White liberals must understand that the white nations really have no moral authority to send their armies into the lands of Africa. The slavery mentality that black people will never get ahead or achieve anything valid unless white people help is what is keeping the black man in a state of decline.
My friend - "Why are all these white suburban high school kids wearing KONY 2012 shirts"
Me - "Because they want the government to help the Ugandan military kill war criminals"
My friend - "You mean they want white western nations to train Africans on how to kill other Africans"
Me - "Yes, exactly what it is"
Me - "Because they want the government to help the Ugandan military kill war criminals"
My friend - "You mean they want white western nations to train Africans on how to kill other Africans"
Me - "Yes, exactly what it is"
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*In order to become Hong Kongy you must first partake in all of these activities on atleast a weekly basis. Furthermore, you may only be given the title "Hong Kongy" by somebody else that is "Hong Kongy"*
Things that make people Hong Kongy:
MTR, Malls, Taxi Drivers, Crosswalks, Navigation, LKF, Mr. Wong's, Billy Boozers, Burger King Sundays, Buddhas, temples, 7 Elevens, Bakeries, Lion Rock, Bubble Tea, Chunky Rice, The Canteen, Horse Races, Macau, Escalators, Open Container, Hot Pot, Chopsticks, Mong Kok.
*In order to become Hong Kongy you must first partake in all of these activities on atleast a weekly basis. Furthermore, you may only be given the title "Hong Kongy" by somebody else that is "Hong Kongy"*
Bill: "I just bought a pork bun from the bakery"
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