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Kenyan Cupcake

The act of beginning to double penetrate (DP) a woman and calling a bunch of your friends over. More and more of your friends keep penetrating until the maximized 6P. At this point the goal is to create new holes getting up to the fabled 16P. At 16P you have crossed any human threshold and have achieved the Kenyan Cupcake. This maneuver is Highlly Illegal and violates most if not every International Human Rights Law.
The Kenyan Cupcake cannot be exemplified.
by Ashamed010101 November 10, 2009
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Kenyan Pop Tart

This is when a fine young gentleman is tossing a girls salad and she releases a fury of mud butt all in his mouth.
Guy: Do you want me to lick your ass hole?

Girl: Oh yeah! But I like my salad tossed with a little kenyan pop tart on the side.

Guy: What is that?

Girl: Get down there and I'll show you.
by DougBoyFresh July 10, 2009
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kenyan popsicle

a very simple skinny black penis with many battle scars and ringworm. (no known cure)
Pete was born with a kenyan popsicle
by Nathan_Explosion August 5, 2008
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Kenya

Kenya is the nicest and prettiest girl you’ll ever meet. If you get the chance. A Kenya would never turn her back on anyone. If she does you’ve really broken her. She is always there to hear you out and is like a lock, she’ll never tell a secret.

You can trust her with anything, but she has her problemsto but she won’t ever tell anyone. She’s very trustworthy. Once you meet a Kenya she you best friend for life.
by Just_a_friend666 June 15, 2019
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kenya

Same as above excpet there aren't actually any tigers in Kenya
"Kenya believe it!"
by Poodle June 10, 2004
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Kenyan

Someone who can run really fucking fast
"Damn you see Brennan run?"

"Yeah, dude must be a fucking Kenyan"
by xXNERDFIGHTERXx June 14, 2015
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the kenyan runs

the worst possible case of the shits you could imagine
you literally have to spend the entire day on the toilet in order to survive
Greg ate a taco with a side of indian food.
He's got the kenyan runs
by Ro Ro June 30, 2007
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