best basket ball player in the world.can and always does take Lebron James to school can whip Lebron in anything fuck lebron
kobe
by SHAQ O Neil March 15, 2010

to throw a condom in a garbage can after having sex with a mentally-retarded, blonde, white woman on the back of a chair in a hotel room in colorado.
i swear! it was consensual!
by clevelandsteamer September 1, 2005

A famous basketball player. He is very good, has lots of fans and lots of haters. He is no where near as good as michael jordan but he is the closest to mike in the nba right now, excluding lebron. He averages like 25 points a games and like 4 assists throughout his career.
Something you say after you make a basket. A word that was made very popular by a funny black man named dave chappelle .
Something you say after you make a basket. A word that was made very popular by a funny black man named dave chappelle .
Fan - Yo, kobe is nice, he gets mad points.
Hater - Cuz he's a ballhog.
Fan - No he's still gets like 5 assists a game.
Fan - You got to admit that kobe's "the man".
Hater - Yea well... he's still a raper.
Dave Chappelle - Yea son, yea. You want some of that? kobeeeee.
*Scores basket.
Hater - Cuz he's a ballhog.
Fan - No he's still gets like 5 assists a game.
Fan - You got to admit that kobe's "the man".
Hater - Yea well... he's still a raper.
Dave Chappelle - Yea son, yea. You want some of that? kobeeeee.
*Scores basket.
by Jonathan P. Lin December 14, 2008

by bigbob2323 April 4, 2010

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by Fifi McFeef November 14, 2007

"Nate went all Kobe on that team last night."
"Yeah, Nate really Kobied them."
"He said he was going to go all Kobe on them."
"Yeah, Nate really Kobied them."
"He said he was going to go all Kobe on them."
by jbot1975 January 24, 2010
