Grave knobbing

An act which takes place in a cemetery in front of a gravestone. The horny man digs a small hole in the ground in front of the gravestone then places a fleshlight in it. He then proceeds to fuck the fleshlight really hard while making eye contact with the gravestone of a loved one. A true definition of pure love.

My weekend was great thanks! I went and visited my beloved wife Ruth at the cemetery and had a good ole' grave knobbing!

by Parksman0606 February 8, 2019

Door Knobbing

To grope both boobs of a female (or fat male) and twist them in a circular motion.

I was door knobbing myself last night... then I farted...

by CarpetNipples September 10, 2011

hob-knobbin-munga-globin

When 2 people go to a cemetary and dig up a dead mans body. Than one person puts his or hers mouth over the entire cock and balls, while the other person jumps on the stomach of the dead man to blow the bodily fluids into the others mouth.

Robo likes to hob-knobbin-munga-globin for a creamy nutella treat.

by little foot1111 March 17, 2009

Hob-knobbing

To neglect clinical rounding responsibilities in order to go hang out with rich doctors.

Why isn't Mike rounding? Oh he's hob-knobbing at a conference to get a free $100 gift certificate.

by Jorge Sanchez VIII April 25, 2014

knobbing

Constantly calling someone a knob although this person doesn't like it.

Linked to knob and mobbing

Andrew: "Oh look, there's this fucking knob again!"
Steve: "Stop knobbing me man, that's not cool..."

by FeelsFatMan July 3, 2016

knobbing

The act of placing a door knob in ones vagina/ass

Also referred to as Christopher Knobbin

Steve: Hey Frank have you seen Jess today?
Frank: Yeah shes at home knobbing right now.
Steve: Oh niiice!

by Franky Fresh March 1, 2008

Knobbing

To wrap ones' mouth around a door knob and to then have someone open the door. Instantly ripping your teeth out.

Will: Have you seen Melissa?
Nate: I heard she got caught knobbing, she's getting dentures fitted.
Will: Yikes!

by weedsniffer3000 January 26, 2020