Justin Knowles

A person who only likes the alternative to what is popular. Usually in the realm of technology.

"He thought Sega Dreamcast was the best system that came out that year...what a Justin Knowles."

by jckfx September 17, 2013

mr.knowles

A teacher that teaches geography and sometimes freaks out or is just plain old boring. He got fired a while ago

Mr.knowles was a teacher that teaches geography

by Hi peps May 5, 2020

Beyonce Knowles

THE BEST R&B singer/songwriter out there. A member of Destiny's Child, one of the most successful African-American women out there. Also the girlfriend to rapper Jay-Z.

got me lookin so crazy right now
your love, got me lookin so crazy right now,
got me hopin you page me right now, your kiss
got me hopin you save me right now,
lookin so crazy in love, got me lookin
got me lookin so crazy in love

By Beyonce Knowles

by Got's it July 25, 2008

Erik Knowles

A stand-up comedian from Southern California. One of the funniest and most ground-breaking young comics of the new century. It's completely ridiculous how funny this man is. You can see him every Friday night in Ocean Beach, California at Winston's. Or you can view his profile at myspcace forward-slash (/) and then his first and last name. (erikknowles)

Who's the funniest man in the world? Erik Knowles, obviously you fuckin' dickbone.

by Crazed fan June 20, 2006

knowles

A sexual rendezvous involving three or more male partners.

Me and some guy friends got shitty the other night, and had a big knowles party. It was so silly!

by Mike Renaldi March 26, 2008

Michael Knowles

A swarthy American conservative political commentator, of Italian descent, and podcast host.

Did you know that the most loyal fans of Michael Knowles are called cinnamon rolls.

by Actual Patriot September 10, 2021

Knowles Gap

An attempt to do something useful but inadvertently cause a great deal of stress to others.

'Know-less Gap' also applies

- Look I just thought if you poured treacle on your nut sack women would like it more.

- Well that was a bit of a knowles gap, you forgot I wass squatting over a termite nest, I'll have scars until I die.

by twmac January 13, 2010